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Posted By: MissGuided Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 2nd Feb 2010 1:43pm
A Cumbria woman, Fiona Exon, beat odds of more than a trillion to one by finding all six eggs in a single box had double yolks.

She bought a half-dozen box from supermarket Morrisons and had been looking to scramble eggs one recent Sunday morning.
But after starting her preparation, she could only stare in amazement as every egg she cracked contained a double yolk.
The British Egg Information Service said the chances of getting one double yolk in a box of eggs was one in 1,000.

The chances of getting all six double yolks in one box, therefore, more than one in a trillion.
Mrs Exon, from Cumbria, said: "We bought a half dozen eggs from Morrisons and when I started to crack them to make scrambled eggs for a Sunday breakfast I was astounded when the first was a double-yolker.
"I had only ever seen one double-yolk egg before, and that was when I was young.

"Cracking the second I literally gasped when it too was a double."
She added: "When the third was the same I called my partner Hector through to the kitchen and when the fourth was a double, then the fifth we began to feel a little spooked.
"By the sixth double we were just gobsmacked. I had to get my camera and take a picture."

British Egg Information Service spokesman Kevin Coles said British people eat 11 billion eggs each year, or 30 million eggs a day.
Mr Coles said finding six double yolks in a half-dozen box of eggs was extremely rare.
"The chances of an egg coming out with a double yolk are 0.1 per cent," he said.

"It's extremely unusual to find all six eggs together in the one box having double yolks."
Mr Coles said double yolk eggs were common among younger hens, added: "When hens start laying eggs they often produce double eggs between 18 to 24 weeks.
"The double yolk eggs have probably come from the one flock of young hens."
Mr Coles said double yolk eggs were larger, so that explained why they would be grouped together.

Bookmakers William Hill said they were amazed at the find but would shirk taking a bet at odds of 1 trillion to one.
Spokesman Rupert Adams said: "We would never take a bet of six double yolk eggs in the one box at 1 trillion to one because if it did happen we would have egg on our face.

"The highest odds we have given was a legitimate bet of 15 million to one for Gordon Brown to win the 100m sprint in the 2012 London Olympics.
"The only time we would take a bet for one trillion to one is for the end of the world and if that did happen obviously no one would be able to collect it. But in heaven everybody would be winners anyway."
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Posted By: BandyCoot Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 2nd Feb 2010 4:25pm
Stall on the market here sells double yolkers by the tray full. They are the same price as the XL.
Posted By: bert1 Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 2nd Feb 2010 4:32pm
its quite eggtraordinary but nothing to get eggstatic about.
Posted By: BandyCoot Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 2nd Feb 2010 4:35pm
eggzactly
Posted By: bert1 Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 2nd Feb 2010 4:39pm
Has there ever been a triple yoker, now that would scramble the brain.
Posted By: Anonymous Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 2nd Feb 2010 4:39pm
This is eggactly what I eggspect from you two. Stop with the puns as its scrambling my brain. Anymore of it and I will have to beat you up.
Posted By: bert1 Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 2nd Feb 2010 4:41pm
please don't I'm chicken.
Posted By: BandyCoot Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 2nd Feb 2010 4:46pm
somebody please whisk me away.
Posted By: bert1 Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 2nd Feb 2010 4:49pm
I think Paul's come out of his shell a bit Bandy, Cracking lad.
Posted By: BandyCoot Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 2nd Feb 2010 4:52pm
Yeah I agree. Think he was only yolking when he had a little pop at us.
Posted By: bert1 Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 2nd Feb 2010 4:56pm
I hope he never got the humpty with us.
Posted By: BandyCoot Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 2nd Feb 2010 5:00pm
He'd have to have a hard boiled mentality to get humpty with us bert.
Posted By: Anonymous Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 2nd Feb 2010 5:01pm
This is the kind of eggsample I was talking about. There is no need for these eggscruciating puns. I am not trying to eggsclude anyone from the eggsitement but please stop this eggsuberance with egg puns.

Glad I never used fowl language as its the last I need to do it delete my eggspletives.
Posted By: BandyCoot Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 2nd Feb 2010 5:02pm
Ova to you bert
Posted By: bert1 Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 2nd Feb 2010 5:05pm
I think he's getting a bit cocky Bandy.
Posted By: BandyCoot Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 2nd Feb 2010 5:10pm
Someone will have him off his perch.
Posted By: bert1 Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 2nd Feb 2010 5:12pm
Send in the soldiers
Posted By: Anonymous Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 2nd Feb 2010 5:13pm
Send in the Yolkstream Guards.
Posted By: BandyCoot Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 2nd Feb 2010 5:14pm
Don't shoot until you see the whites.
Posted By: bert1 Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 2nd Feb 2010 5:17pm
We don't want a military coop.
Posted By: Wheels Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 2nd Feb 2010 6:45pm
You guys are poaching all my best yolks
Posted By: BandyCoot Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 3rd Feb 2010 10:12am
Eggsageration there Wheels.
Posted By: bert1 Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 3rd Feb 2010 10:23am
Alright, alright, you've had your three minutes.
Posted By: MissGuided Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 3rd Feb 2010 10:24am
What a load of runny nonsense!
Posted By: BandyCoot Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 3rd Feb 2010 10:27am
Omletting you off now then.
Posted By: bert1 Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 3rd Feb 2010 10:31am
I've fried not getting involved in this topic but my eggo won't let me.
Posted By: bobi1 Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 3rd Feb 2010 10:33am
It's all crackin good fun.
Posted By: BandyCoot Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 3rd Feb 2010 10:37am
Getting runny out of words now though.
Posted By: bert1 Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 3rd Feb 2010 10:41am
Keep trying but don't get egg on your face.
Posted By: Wheels Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 3rd Feb 2010 10:43am
I think we might eggsaust our jokes soon unless we think of more eggsotic ways to carry on. but I know you two egg-cel in the joke department.
Posted By: bert1 Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 3rd Feb 2010 10:49am
Who started this off and were does the blame LAY.
Posted By: BandyCoot Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 3rd Feb 2010 10:57am
Eggstatic about that because its eggsactly what I was thinking, yolking is all very well when everything is going all white but when the head starts getting scrambled then you have to hand ova to someone else and that's what omletting happen. Anyway, the missus has gone to her swimming lesson and shell be back soon.
Posted By: Wheels Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 3rd Feb 2010 11:11am
Bandy your comments are eggstraordinary, the way you manage to eggstract all these sentances to fit. I might have to eggcept that I have been BEATEN by your bad self.
Posted By: bert1 Re: Eggs: A trillion-to-one find - 3rd Feb 2010 11:12am
I know if you would have gone with her you would get yourself in to hot water, if you asked she mayo let you.
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