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Posted By: MissGuided Sausages used in suicide bomb plot gone wrong - 22nd Dec 2009 3:24pm
Chinese police were held in a hour-long stand-off with a suspected suicide bomber only to find the man was armed with sausages.

Police believed that the straps and bulky items around Sing He's waist were dynamite and detonators.
Mr He, 23, threatened to blow up a restaurant and its customers in Benxi, northern China, unless the staff handed over the contents of the till.

But a specialist bomb unit called to the scene quickly determined that the device was assembled with pork products.
"When we saw what he had round his waist we couldn't help laughing. Some of the sausages still had the wrappers on them," said one bomb squad officer. "It must have been terrifying for the customers but those things would only have gone off if you'd kept them past their sell by date."

Mr He told police he had planned the raid because he was depressed after breaking up with his girlfriend.
He said: "I needed some excitement in my life and to that extent it was a success."

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Posted By: bert1 Re: Sausages used in suicide bomb plot gone wrong - 22nd Dec 2009 3:29pm
Well you would be Scared out of your skin.
Posted By: DavidB Re: Sausages used in suicide bomb plot gone wrong - 22nd Dec 2009 3:31pm
Well, he hardly went off with a banger.
Posted By: bert1 Re: Sausages used in suicide bomb plot gone wrong - 22nd Dec 2009 3:35pm
The Chinese will put him against a WALLS and shoot him.
It was all a false salami smack
Posted By: bert1 Re: Sausages used in suicide bomb plot gone wrong - 22nd Dec 2009 3:37pm
Someone telling porkies.
Divvy! Lol
Posted By: DavidB Re: Sausages used in suicide bomb plot gone wrong - 22nd Dec 2009 10:58pm
I heard he was in the restaurant for sausAGES. sleep
Posted By: BMW Joe Re: Sausages used in suicide bomb plot gone wrong - 23rd Dec 2009 10:50am
Originally Posted by Snooze
It was all a false salami smack

raftl
Thanks Joe - at least one person on this god-forsaken site recognises my comic genius! snob
Posted By: bert1 Re: Sausages used in suicide bomb plot gone wrong - 23rd Dec 2009 11:01am
Thats not fair, i think your very funny.............
Hmmm, I'm taking that over-use of the 'full-stop' as an indication that you mean funny-peculiar rather than funny-ha-ha. snob
Posted By: bert1 Re: Sausages used in suicide bomb plot gone wrong - 23rd Dec 2009 11:09am
You may well think that but i couldn't possibly comment, haha.
Posted By: Anonymous Re: Sausages used in suicide bomb plot gone wrong - 23rd Dec 2009 11:13am
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smile
jase, for once, put a mince pie in it! raftl
Posted By: bert1 Re: Sausages used in suicide bomb plot gone wrong - 23rd Dec 2009 11:24am
Originally Posted by Snooze
jase, for once, put a mince pie in it! raftl


Would you recommend, in the micro first Snooze.
Yes, nuke it first! To experience the burning laval flow that is super-heated mincemeat raftl
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