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Posted By: MissGuided 2 Germans in hospital after salami battle - 15th Dec 2009 11:19am
Two Germans needed hospital treatment after they fought a pitched battle in a supermarket with salamis used as clubs and a chunk of Parmesan cheese brandished like a dagger.


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The fight took place in the western city of Aachen when a 74-year-old man and a 35-year-old woman both laid claim to a shopping trolley on Saturday.
As the pensioner wrestled the cart from the hands of his rival, her 24-year-old brother stepped forward and floored him with a punch.
Together with their 53-year-old mother, the brother and sister then took the trolley into the supermarket. But the OAP came round and followed them to the cheese counter.
He clubbed the younger man with a salami as his mother tried to fend him off with a sharp 4lbs piece of Parmesan.
The pensioner then pushed the woman down on to a glass countertop on which she cracked her head.
Police arrived to break up the melee. Two of those involved were treated in hospital for minor injuries.
The trolley was undamaged.
A police spokesman said a sudden rush of shoppers on the last-but-one Saturday before Christmas had depleted the supermarket's trolley reserves and "raised tensions" between the would-be customers.

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Posted By: StuyMac Re: 2 Germans in hospital after salami battle - 15th Dec 2009 11:42am
Can you imagine that in Sainsburys shifty
Posted By: MGCraig Re: 2 Germans in hospital after salami battle - 15th Dec 2009 11:52am
So hang on. A 25 year old man Punched a 74 year old OAP in the face over a trolley, and his 54 year old mum and his sister thought it a reasonable enough act to carry on shopping???
Posted By: bert1 Re: 2 Germans in hospital after salami battle - 15th Dec 2009 12:12pm
Don't mention the war

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Posted By: MerseyMan Re: 2 Germans in hospital after salami battle - 15th Dec 2009 12:29pm
For you shopper ze war iz over!
Posted By: starbuck75 Re: 2 Germans in hospital after salami battle - 15th Dec 2009 12:31pm
Ok i don't agree with smacking an old geezer about the head, all over a trolley but LOL @ clubbing using a salami and stabbing with cheese!!
Posted By: chriskay Re: 2 Germans in hospital after salami battle - 15th Dec 2009 1:02pm
Oh dear, my son's friends from Aachen are coming over after Xmas. I expect any salami or parmesan will be confiscated by customs though.
Posted By: BandyCoot Re: 2 Germans in hospital after salami battle - 15th Dec 2009 2:40pm
Must have been a bit like the Monty Python sketch when they were slapping each other with fish. The Germans usually back away from confrontation so it must have been a lot of tension there.

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Posted By: MrGinger Re: 2 Germans in hospital after salami battle - 16th Dec 2009 12:29am
I suppose the custard pies were sold out as they are over Christmas? Let that be a warning - stock up early with custard pies.
Posted By: Anonymous Re: 2 Germans in hospital after salami battle - 16th Dec 2009 1:32am
I am surprised the incident didn't happen in Belguim. Germans seem to love to do their blitzkrieg'ing there!
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