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Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident!

Posted By: Gibbo

Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 6th Oct 2016 2:28pm

Classy. Good luck getting any teaching job now.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-sex-toy-boyfriend-got-stuck-BOTTOM.html
Posted By: granny

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 6th Oct 2016 3:38pm

Is this for real ???? My gosh, her education must certainly be lacking in certain areas.

AND to think it's splattered all over the newspapers too ! No shame or embarrassment either. raftl
Posted By: Dilly

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 6th Oct 2016 4:17pm

She will be the butt of some jokes smile
Posted By: Madge

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 6th Oct 2016 5:05pm

Granny, for possibley the only time ever i am in total agreement with you, no shame these days ever, god i feel old lol
Posted By: Uffda

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 6th Oct 2016 5:48pm

Why would anyone post this on their own Facebook page? snob
Posted By: starakita

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 6th Oct 2016 6:29pm

She didn't want her parents to know now it's on all the other things on facebook & the whole world knows.
Posted By: cools

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 6th Oct 2016 9:32pm

watch out for her on Big Brother as a zzz celebrity....ugh!! Surely bedroom antics belong in the bedroom and not plastered all over social media , something to put on her CV I suppose...
Posted By: fish5133

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 6th Oct 2016 10:11pm

Cant make out if she is really brave talking about it so candidly or just a complete rrs hole. I think the latter. Bottom of the class!
Posted By: diggingdeeper

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 6th Oct 2016 10:17pm

Yep, that's her potential career down the pan, total lack of judgement and professional standards.

I guess she could apply for a job at Ann Summers or Scandals.
Posted By: Dilly

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 7th Oct 2016 6:39am

Well with what I've read about what they used to try to retrieve the offending article, I will not be going to their house anytime soon for something to eat smile
Posted By: casper

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 7th Oct 2016 7:04am

Yes I think you could be right cools, an attempt at fame and fortune, no doubt she will be head hunted by one of those low life program producers, she could even end up (not a pun) advertising insurance on tv, you know the one, this is Fred the plumber he's come to remove your blockage. shocked
Posted By: Dilly

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 7th Oct 2016 7:34am

I'm a celebrity! Get it out of here smile
Posted By: casper

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 7th Oct 2016 8:26am

Ha ha nice one Dilly raftl
Posted By: Dilly

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 7th Oct 2016 9:03am

Maybe she could even feature on George Clarkes Amazing spaces smile
Posted By: Gibbo

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 7th Oct 2016 9:09am

The pictures on this report are even worse. What a sad attention seeker. Bet she's looking for a career as a Z lister.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/06/stude...kside-during-sex-with-boyfriend-6174685/
Posted By: Habdab

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 7th Oct 2016 9:57am

I can't believe the Hospital stuck a camera down her throat to look for it, how far up had she shoved it? The mind boggles. The eyes would boggle too.
Posted By: dizdazdoz

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 7th Oct 2016 10:59am

I very much doubt she will ever get a teaching job now. Feel sorry for thr 2 year old child, what sort of school life will she have with that story about. Some people have no shame.
Posted By: Beethoven

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 7th Oct 2016 11:52am

I think I must be missing something here, over the years I've had a couple of Doctor's digits up my rear end and I certainly didn't think " Wow, that was great, I'll do it to the wife tonight, she'll love it", I'd more than likely have got a smack in the gob. But maybe I've led a sheltered life, and if that means not pushing things up my wife's backside then I'm eternally grateful.

Posted By: eddtheduck

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 7th Oct 2016 12:54pm

How did she think she'll get it out with a fork handle raftl


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Posted By: dizdazdoz

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 7th Oct 2016 12:58pm

I dont judge people by what they get up to in the privacy of the own home, we all like different people and different things. There are just some things that should stay private.
Posted By: Dilly

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 7th Oct 2016 1:08pm

Next time they might like thinking about an anchor rope attached to the foot of the bed laffin
Posted By: Dilly

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 7th Oct 2016 2:14pm

She is in the front running for the new bond girl in the latest film. For your arse only.
Posted By: starakita

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 7th Oct 2016 2:33pm

The things some people do for their 15 minutes of fame
Posted By: Habdab

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 7th Oct 2016 4:26pm

Four candles?
Posted By: fish5133

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 7th Oct 2016 9:43pm

45 minute drive to Wrexham maelor hospital? Do they have a specialist department. More call for it in Wales. I suppose the miners found alternative employment when the mines shut. Experienced in extracting things from long dark passages
She could advertise Duracell batteries. Guaranteed to go further.
Posted By: RUDEBOX

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 7th Oct 2016 10:37pm

If we take away the fact that the woman is a 'trainee teacher' as emphasised heavily by the press then this would be a non-story??

Who cares, really? The couple have decided to come forth warning of the dangers of sex play gone wrong- that's it.

Posted By: Beethoven

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 7th Oct 2016 10:53pm

I doubt it was her sense of altruism that drove her to publicise her antics.
Posted By: Dilly

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 7th Oct 2016 11:15pm

Originally Posted by RUDEBOX
If we take away the fact that the woman is a 'trainee teacher' as emphasised heavily by the press then this would be a non-story??

Who cares, really? The couple have decided to come forth warning of the dangers of sex play gone wrong- that's it.


Of course, why didn't we all see it like that ? She's an angel, only thinking of other people's safety smile
Posted By: cools

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 8th Oct 2016 9:28am

Yep, just doing her public duty right up there with the Green Cross Code....I'm sure by now she will have had offers from the sleazy mags and other sources. C,mon Rude you can't surely think she was right in plastering it all over the place she,ll be forever known for that now, how can you Instill decency and morals into younger generation. As I said whatever you get up to in bedroom keep it to yourself.
Posted By: venice

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 8th Oct 2016 11:46am

Originally Posted by cools
Yep, just doing her public duty right up there with the Green Cross Code....I'm sure by now she will have had offers from the sleazy mags and other sources. C,mon Rude you can't surely think she was right in plastering it all over the place she,ll be forever known for that now, how can you Instill decency and morals into younger generation. As I said whatever you get up to in bedroom keep it to yourself.


Sometimes attack is the best way of defence. Can you imagine the incident (despite expected discretion from professional staff) staying private anyway ? So many people involved along the way. I reckon it must have become obvious to her that she wasnt going to get away with this event quietly disappearing , so maybe she had no option but to decide to prempt it being revealed later at an even worse time , and face it now , putting the best altruistic slant on it she could ?
Posted By: Solar

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 8th Oct 2016 6:43pm

Originally Posted by RUDEBOX
If we take away the fact that the woman is a 'trainee teacher' as emphasised heavily by the press then this would be a non-story??

Who cares, really? The couple have decided to come forth warning of the dangers of sex play gone wrong- that's it.



She's trying to make a few quid out of it. Nothing more, nothing less.

Zero morals.
Posted By: casper

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 10th Oct 2016 5:17pm

At a glance I thought the link had been changed to Taxidermery gone wrong!
Posted By: granny

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 10th Oct 2016 6:02pm

It's the barbeque prongs that baffle me. shocked How would that be tackled ?
Posted By: starakita

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 10th Oct 2016 7:44pm

Probably tried to use the barbeque tongs like forceps granny
Posted By: granny

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 10th Oct 2016 7:58pm

Well Star, comparing to the Mersey Tunnel is probably a slight exaggeration but there must have been a fair bit of excavating going on and a strong gale blowing !
Posted By: Dilly

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 10th Oct 2016 8:10pm

All could have been easily solved with a large plate of baked beans, it would have outed like an exorcet missile smile
Posted By: svenlock68

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 20th Oct 2016 6:17pm

A brilliant forgotten bbc prog called monkey dust years and years ago skitted at the way society was goin
Razor witt...v good
One of the many skit cartoons on it was.. " people on the toilet"
Well weve got googlebox...watching tv with people watching tv.
This story just shows the lows of vanity and how sad people are..... how some stoop for " fame"
Posted By: Habdab

Re: Wallasey teacher's unfortunate accident! - 26th Oct 2017 9:10am

C'mon guys, I'm sure she only did it for the buzz.
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