...certainly not the sharpest tool in the box, just "tool" maybe





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Aw, lovehearts, sweet.

Awww the poor Bentley! What a tragedy!

Its just a big, white dog turd....

"We all know Stephen Ireland wears a wig
Ireland wears a wig
Ireland wears a wig"

...that's probably the only football song I know...

Car looks not good

wow, i thought i had no taste.

That pic I posted has confused me...

The stiching is in the drivers seat, which in the top pic in the article makes the car appear to be left hand drive, yet in the middle pic the stiching is on the right, and in the last pic she is driving on the right

It like spotting a bit of sweetcorn in a bit turd

I wish I had my own white, heart-embroidered Bentley.... not.

What a cock!

£264k - its prolly worth £264 now with all that trinketry attached

Hmm, maybe I should get my Micra re-upholstered...and have the body sprayed white...

...and fit a turbo

Lowered suspension, big tyres - it would be reet

Footballers and WAGS are a waste of fooking oxygen!!!!
And this shows the level of intelligence you need to kick a ball and suck a w*nkers c*ck!!!!