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Posted By: Beemertastic You can polish a turd! - 5th Jul 2009 5:56pm
Bretheren,

I stand before you corrected.

Apparently YOU can polish a turd....

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/v...stdays=0&postorder=asc&start=200

you just have to bake it first..
ROTFL.....
Posted By: camaroz Re: You can polish a turd! - 5th Jul 2009 6:19pm
Originally Posted by Beemertastic
Bretheren,

I stand before you corrected.

Apparently YOU can polish a turd....

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/v...stdays=0&postorder=asc&start=200

you just have to bake it first..
ROTFL.....



Hee hee.......... Love reading this stuff......
Posted By: Wheels Re: You can polish a turd! - 5th Jul 2009 6:20pm
Page 14!!!! OMG!
Posted By: Beemertastic Re: You can polish a turd! - 5th Jul 2009 6:24pm
http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=26951

the whole thread had me crying with laughter!
Posted By: spinking Re: You can polish a turd! - 5th Jul 2009 6:30pm
Some things on bb are funny but ALOT of the time there just abunch of tits.

Must admit the cars a well erm NAIL
Posted By: DavidB Re: You can polish a turd! - 5th Jul 2009 6:56pm
^ I agree. I hate chavs in shopping trolleys, but these people are 35 - 50 slagging them off. Sad Grrrrs.
Posted By: camaroz Re: You can polish a turd! - 5th Jul 2009 7:04pm
Originally Posted by Station
^ these people are 35 - 50 slagging them off. Sad Grrrrs.


I'm in that (upper) age range - oldman
Posted By: Wench Re: You can polish a turd! - 5th Jul 2009 9:14pm
I don't think I've cried that much whilst reading a thread on ANY other Forum raftl What on earth possessed ANYONE to buy that let alone do that to a Supra!!??!!

Anyone who was in their late teens/early 20's in the late 80's will probably remember Fablon that people used to put on top of their worktops in the kitchen to make it "look like a new kitchen" - it looks like that's what's been put all over it no
Posted By: Sanchez Re: You can polish a turd! - 5th Jul 2009 9:37pm
Originally Posted by spinking
Some things on bb are funny but ALOT of the time there just abunch of tits.

Must admit the cars a well erm NAIL


Had a pop at one of your cars have they tony smile
Posted By: Beemertastic Re: You can polish a turd! - 5th Jul 2009 10:33pm
im sorry, but its funny as fook.
The whole concept is exactly the problem I have with modded cars.
I like modded cars when done well and in a tasteful manner.
Just don't bolt a turbo on to it and tell me its turned a crap car into a great one!
But the sheds that qualify, simply put they deserve everything they get from barryboyz
Posted By: Beemertastic Re: You can polish a turd! - 5th Jul 2009 10:58pm
I have further evidence that YOU can polish a turd...

http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=347865&page=1

because lets be honest, an astra is a turd of a car!
Posted By: MissGuided Re: You can polish a turd! - 5th Jul 2009 11:33pm
Here's real polished turd:
[Linked Image]

Who would've thought Coprolite could look so good? These broken pieces (about 1 inch) of coprolite have been highly polished showing the multicolored remains of a dinosaur meal. But why would you want one? Besides the fact that they are beautiful these little nuggets make great worry stones, educational gifts, and gag gifts. But most of all they serve as a reminder that given enough time even the worst of things can shine! Dinosaur Coprolite is the fossilized excretion of ancient animals or poop turned to stone. This coprolite is from the droppings of dinosaurs. Coprolite gives scientists information about what the dinosaurs ate. This coprolite is from the Jurassic Period and is more than 150 million years old. It was found in the Morrison formation in South Eastern Utah.
Posted By: spinking Re: You can polish a turd! - 6th Jul 2009 12:09am
Originally Posted by Sanchez
Originally Posted by spinking
Some things on bb are funny but ALOT of the time there just abunch of tits.

Must admit the cars a well erm NAIL


Had a pop at one of your cars have they tony smile


Some of my cars would of been king of the bb boards raftl

But what i am getting at is the sites mostly full of tits who drive standard motors know fook all about cars let alone modding and wouldnt know a classic mk1 escort from a mk5

For fuke sake the put brett castles EDC championship winning s14a on it cos it had a carbon fibre spoiler. The thread was removed after they (bb) were ripped for it and the lad who posted it had a nova with a green on a mission sticker in the window hero raftl


Not saying some cars dont need ripping just find it anoying when people make comments on modded cars who dont do or know fook all about them
Posted By: camaroz Re: You can polish a turd! - 6th Jul 2009 7:54am
Originally Posted by Wench
Anyone who was in their late teens/early 20's in the late 80's will probably remember Fablon that people used to put on top of their worktops in the kitchen to make it "look like a new kitchen" - it looks like that's what's been put all over it no


That stuff was great - complete with wrinkle finish - whether you wanted it or not.....
Posted By: MissGuided Re: You can polish a turd! - 6th Jul 2009 8:09am
Fablon = Good for crappy, hand-me-down text books too!
Posted By: camaroz Re: You can polish a turd! - 6th Jul 2009 8:12am
Originally Posted by Snooze
Fablon


That's the stuff !!!
Posted By: Sanchez Re: You can polish a turd! - 6th Jul 2009 8:23am
Originally Posted by Beemertastic
I have further evidence that YOU can polish a turd...

http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=347865&page=1

because lets be honest, an astra is a turd of a car!


wow, hes almost as bad as stuymac.

id love to key that car laugh
Posted By: Wench Re: You can polish a turd! - 6th Jul 2009 8:56am
It looked good but ffs, a bit extreme for an Astra!! As was stated on that Forum, it shouldn't have needed it if it was straight off the transporter anyway.

Posted By: MissGuided Re: You can polish a turd! - 6th Jul 2009 8:58am
Yes but he was a 1st prize wankel.
Posted By: Sanchez Re: You can polish a turd! - 6th Jul 2009 9:06am
lol, very ocd for an astra, i think he was promoting his shitty product, trouble is no one is going to use it as it looks to time consuming and not worth it.
Posted By: StuyMac Re: You can polish a turd! - 6th Jul 2009 9:08am
..plus if you spend that much time on a new car, with fresh paint.....

I wonder how it would have looked on something a little older think
Posted By: MissGuided Re: You can polish a turd! - 6th Jul 2009 9:12am
Originally Posted by Sanchez
lol, very ocd for an astra, i think he was promoting his shitty product, trouble is no one is going to use it as it looks to time consuming and not worth it.
And costs thousands according to the thread. I hope a pigeon colony find his car devil
Posted By: Sanchez Re: You can polish a turd! - 6th Jul 2009 9:12am
Are you saying that its worth it on a older model chew?
Posted By: StuyMac Re: You can polish a turd! - 6th Jul 2009 9:14am
Im just saying that a new car, detailed will always look mint. How would the detailing look on a car where the paint has been exposed to the elements.

TBH Anyone could get a new car looking like that, a good detailer can get an older car to look like that - where they have had to work on discolouration, scratches, dents etc...
Posted By: camaroz Re: You can polish a turd! - 6th Jul 2009 9:51am
This does me !

Easy on - easy off.... or Wax on - Wax off (ooer, that sounds rude)

Once a year, whether it need's it or not wink

Attached picture turtle.jpg
Posted By: Dave100e Re: You can polish a turd! - 6th Jul 2009 12:34pm
Instead of polishing it, why not drive it? May aswell have just bought a standard 1.4, a VXR is a waste if its not being used.
Posted By: exploding_penguin Re: You can polish a turd! - 8th Jul 2009 10:48am
quality thread about the supra, in stiches reading that!
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