Dont spose anyone has seen this have they??
When Ive been to Hooton Park Kart Track, I often see a Modified Citroen Berlingo, that not only looks fantastic, but also carries the fellas kart and his toolbox, some spares etc.
Its Gold and Green Flip Paint
Looks like its been lowered at least 100mm on nice 17" Rims. Sometimes it looks tacky, but other times it really just sits nicely, especially with the suspension job.
Anyone seen this around??
Ive a feeling it may be in Ellesmere Port or somewhere in that general Direction
Oh btw, It doesnt have windows in the back, its the Van editon, whih is why it looks good
its a citroen berlingo...wtf!
Cant polish a turd....need I say more?
i think it would look good as its different!
Oh aye yea, really stands out, something a bit different from the standard Modified corsas and saxos etc etc
really looks like some time and effort has been put into it.
And, Practical. Means you can have your race kart, take it to the track at weekends, and still look good. Not giving up on life by buying a Transit van, or a Motor home
its a citroen berlingo...wtf!
Cant polish a turd....need I say more?
Hey :@ best little work van ever
oh..get real..its a fking van...
ive had the misfortune to drive one..and they are AWFUL!!!
why the fk would you even want to modify one...it just brings attention to the fact your driving a van FFS!
You lot mystify me!
Because I have a Race Kart, so Id need a vehicle that could allow me to take it to Race Tracks, as well as spares and toolboxes etc etc...
Id rather have one of them, than a Pikey Transit van, or a caravan.
If you have a trailer, you have to have a towbar, which just ruins anything you may have done to the car
Because I have a Race Kart, so Id need a vehicle that could allow me to take it to Race Tracks, as well as spares and toolboxes etc etc...
Id rather have one of them, than a Pikey Transit van, or a caravan.
If you have a trailer, you have to have a towbar, which just ruins anything you may have done to the car
thats true! transits do have one advantage.. RWD ive had the work ones sideways a few times!!
Merc Sprinters are evry good for that as well, or so Ive been told
we dont have them! ldvs are good too!
spend the money on your kart...not the thing it comes in...
better to have a pikey transit..and a shithot kart...that pretty van and a pretty kart....that doesnt go as fast..
its not what it looks like, its what it goes like.....
The karts pretty much ready, picking the engine up at the weekend (Hopefully).... The problem is getting it places.
Id rather have a nice looking van to carry the kart and stuff, than have to keep my micra, and have like a transit or a trailer.
Its just an idea at the mo, cos I havent the money to do anything as we speak. But meh, Ill see how it goes...
oh..get real..its a fking van...
ive had the misfortune to drive one..and they are AWFUL!!!
why the fk would you even want to modify one...it just brings attention to the fact your driving a van FFS!
You lot mystify me!
Well i usee mine every day for work and i can complaine. Best thing i ever bought, apart from that hardcore porn vid off my mate last year
Best thing i ever bought, apart from that hardcore porn vid
of my mate last year
why the fk would you even want to modify one...it just brings attention to the fact your driving a van FFS!
Van drivers have feelings too!!
to quote auditastic "it aint wot it looks like its wot it goes like" one of the fastest motors iv ever driven is my old bosses escort van that had a saph cossie off from the lights! engage brain before speech fool!
to quote auditastic "it aint wot it looks like its wot it goes like" one of the fastest motors iv ever driven is my old bosses escort van that had a saph cossie off from the lights! engage brain before speech fool!
Indeed, the first turbo'd car I went in was an escort van, it was rapid.
No-ones havin a go at Turbo Vans
First Turboed car I ever drove was an Escort Cosworth Rallycar...so i think we all know how that went
We had a 4x4 Renault Kangoo in work, and it was a really nice car/van to drive. I think they're
... quite similar.
i lent me van to me mum for a week too, she usually drive's rx8's and such like, but she raed the belingo in her top 3 !
this van looked smart too (itwas the 90's an i was young!)
why the fk would you even want to modify one...it just brings attention to the fact your driving a van FFS!
so should van drivers hang heads in shame or something like that? not following you. p.s is the tastic bit rhyming slang?
lol..vans drivers who have a choice wether they drive a van or not...SHOULD hang their head in shame!!
modifying a van...its just wrong..end of!
Like putting extra neon lights on a car...
I dont give a fk if its super quick..and got a cossie engine in it..its still a van..end of!
If your gonna modify something..do something tasefully...and something worth while...otherwise dont bother
like the sad muppetts who spend 50k on modifying a saxo..cuz they want a different car...
why not just buy a half decent car in the first place.
Sometimes less is more if you know what i mean!
lmao
Well, how should I go about taking my Kart all over the country, taking into account I barely have enough to run my micra, and still wanting to keep an air of youth and taste about me??
I dont give a fk if its super quick..and got a cossie engine in it..its still a van..end of!
If your gonna modify something..do something tasefully...and something worth while...otherwise dont bother
like the sad muppetts who spend 50k on modifying a saxo..cuz they want a different car...
why not just buy a half decent car in the first place.
Sometimes less is more if you know what i mean!
init Audi init just
I dont give a fk if its super quick..and got a cossie engine in it..its still a van..end of!
If your gonna modify something..do something tasefully...and something worth while...otherwise dont bother
like the sad muppetts who spend 50k on modifying a saxo..cuz they want a different car...
why not just buy a half decent car in the first place.
Sometimes less is more if you know what i mean!
init Audi init just
hell yea!
Well, how should I go about taking my Kart all over the country, taking into account I barely have enough to run my micra, and still wanting to keep an air of youth and taste about me??
I rest my case...spend the money on the kart..get a van...and DONT MODIFY IT..that will save you some money..and you will keep your dignity and possibly some respect.
better to turn up in a shed and have a shit hot kart..and beat everyone than have a flash van, shit kart nad drive like a tool..know what i mean
I know what you mean yea, but the Kart has had all the money spent on it now (well, when I get the engine finally).
Your not allowed to tweak them in racing standard, cos it upsets the level playing field, and makes your engine illegal.
Plus,there is a good chance The only vehicle I could afford would be one to move that thing around in, so an estate or van is a good idea. Good Looking estates I couldnt afford, plus it would be very difficult to pull in a Transit Van
I know what you mean yea, but the Kart has had all the money spent on it now (well, when I get the engine finally).
Your not allowed to tweak them in racing standard, cos it upsets the level playing field, and makes your engine illegal.
Plus,there is a good chance The only vehicle I could afford would be one to move that thing around in, so an estate or van is a good idea. Good Looking estates I couldnt afford, plus it would be very difficult to pull in a Transit Van
You can get an old audi 100 estate...or even a 1.9 tdi a4..for 1500 quid at most!!!
And with reference to pulling in a transit... remember as much as we as the male of the species would like to think having a flash car will get us the hottest women..im afraid we are deluding ourselves.
Buy the silver one..get the blonde one free is not true!
Its not the car..my gfriend (who is stunning btw) thinks my car is only driven by complete cocks...(God knows why shes with me then!)..and the first time i pulled up in it she admitted she thought I was going to be a tool...
must of done something right...lol
It was just an example. I havent settled down, cos Im enjoying Uni Life way way too much, but I dont think they be impressed if I did, and went to pick someone up.
On second thought, I could always get the Transit Connect express !!
fkin student..pleading poverty...and can afford a transit connect and a fkin gokart...
AND ALL PAID FOR BY MY TAXES!!!
GRR!
Only joking..i was a student not so long ago...
Wish it was all that simple hahahahaha...
Wanna lend me 3,200 for a MkII escort??
It was just an example. I havent settled down, cos Im enjoying Uni Life way way too much, but I dont think they be impressed if I did, and went to pick someone up.
On second thought, I could always get the Transit Connect express !!
av been thinking to look in to one ov these for my new business
Youd have the fastest Business known to man, unless you were to get the old Transits with F1 engines in them...
Or the Ford Rs Rally transit
lol just a bit i think.the transit connect express is just the right size for what i want it for
my van has a roofrack, damn these modifications! anyway mr tastic, nice to see our constabulary arent judgemental clowns!
I LOVE MY VAN AND IM GETTING NEONS SO THERE!!!!!!!!
Berlingo's are bad to drive, we used to have one at work, horrid hateful little peice of crap!
Ford connects, i was actually surprised, its pretty good for a little van.
my van has a roofrack, damn these modifications! anyway mr tastic, nice to see our constabulary arent judgemental clowns!
I LOVE MY VAN AND IM GETTING NEONS SO THERE!!!!!!!!
Judgemental Clowns indeed, in which case, I JUDGE YOU TO BE A FOOL GOOD SIR.
And i agree Berlingos are horrid to drive...
Judgemental Clowns indeed, in which case, I JUDGE YOU TO BE A FOOL GOOD SIR.
lmfao
looks like i will be looking for somethink else then dont want somethink thats horrid to drive as i will be in it everyday
Nope, berlingo's are good to drive, even top gear said they are the best drive for money.
am best testin one first then
yer, nottin to loose bud, like i said, noting wrong in em
you cant polish a turd.........berlingos are hateful things....
and yes...im entitled to MY opinion.....
Dont worry Audi, dont thik hes gonna modifiy it.
Just use it for work
my van has a roofrack, damn these modifications! anyway mr tastic, nice to see our constabulary arent judgemental clowns!
I LOVE MY VAN AND IM GETTING NEONS SO THERE!!!!!!!!
Judgemental Clowns indeed, in which case, I JUDGE YOU TO BE A FOOL GOOD SIR.
And i agree Berlingos are horrid to drive...
Why i am shocked and stunned at such digs!
anymore sweeping generalisations for us?
"Sweeping generalisations"....look up big words before you use them you obtuse individual.
Ad it seems to be you making the sweeping generalisation at the fact our constabulary are judgemental clowns!!!
The comment is directed at YOU! and therefore FAR from any sweeping generalisation.
идиот!
lol
there seems to be alot of
today and for the notice sir longmong isnt obtuse hes just a long mong
for the notice sir longmong isnt obtuse hes just a long mong
indeed
get the transit as ford say they are the backbone of britain! and very good to drive
"Sweeping generalisations"....look up big words before you use them you obtuse individual.
Ad it seems to be you making the sweeping generalisation at the fact our constabulary are judgemental clowns!!!
The comment is directed at YOU! and therefore FAR from any sweeping generalisation.
идиот!
lol..vans drivers who have a choice wether they drive a van or not...SHOULD hang their head in shame!!
Is that not a generalisation? Heres one for you, all policemen are bribe taking, donut munching idiots who where to stupid too finish school! is it true? of course not but I bet it pisses you off when people tell you "I pay your wages" just as it pisses me off when people act as if vans and their drivers are ... of the earth!!!!!!!!
p.s before you refer to me as an open angle while trying to call me stupid, learn how to spell "and" you moron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.p.s no hard feelings mr tastic!
..stay on topic guys
but huge artics like mine are even better... mines bigger than urs... lol
I dont think an arctic is gonna be plausible for dragging and kart and a toolbox around hahahahaha
I dont think an arctic is gonna be plausible for dragging and kart and a toolbox around hahahahaha
lmfao
well i can drive artics so if you need a driver to take your kart around! and your van!
You could bring the entire paddock
and the podium...
Medics equipment...
Tyres etc etc....
One of my mates who races the white Civic worked for RNW.
We tried to talk him in to loading 3 cars on to his wagon and driving them to the circuits for us - only thing was, it wored out cheaper to tow 3 cars seperatly than to fuel the truck
Well, funn you say that.
One race weekend at Anglesey, the Irish lads all came over, in their saloons and Global GT Lights. The Globals all came together on the same truck, they just took their rear wings and front bodywork off, and they managed to fit about 15 of them into one truck.
It was madness, seeing them bein brought out, was an endless stream
Well, 4 cars on the truck would have worked out cheaper, but with the tractor unit doing less than 10mpg and the cars doing 36-38mpg towing....
15 cars on the truck!!! Hell thats gonna be a bargain to get them all to the circuit
Well it made sense, as theyre as small as Matchbox cars, plus they all had to come over on the ferry.
Needless to say though, they gave some good racing. The Irish always do, they're mad hahahaha
That is a very smart looking van,,,just needs a roofrack like mine
tis nice for a van that,dont see why people cant mod vans (even ones with windows craig)they can look smart if you ask me!
cruel/kindness
looks nice that, subtle but pimp
hmmm not my cup of tea, at all
Well as I say, he needs a van because he does karting, so needs to drag the kart, toolboxes, and any other things like easy ups, tents, spare wheels and parts etc...
He gets all that in there, and still looks good
no denying it looks decent for a berlingo and serves it practicalities, just not something i personally would like
no denying it looks decent for a berlingo and serves it practicalities, just not something i personally would like
im just blunt about it..its fkin lame!
lol, I'm tempted to pimp my dad's van, i'll have a word with him
no denying it looks decent for a berlingo and serves it practicalities, just not something i personally would like
im just blunt about it..its fkin lame!
haha
well i like it