Here the ultimate in fuel economy
Scott_F's latest purchase..... a 3 litre V6 Nissan QX
£25 in the tank got him:
From the garage by his, picked up Matty (MattLFC) at his mums, dropped me off in Ellesmere Port, dunno what in between, dropped Matty off, and then home
Does anyone else think there's a problem here ? !
is that the thing that looks like an Americanised primera?
check the for sale section, he bought it off sanchez
thanks for the thread tony but really u shouldn ave
the new car is amazin sounds good looks ok and full of gadgets
will get an mmc up wen i get time
sounds good and has lots of gadgets
not entirely convinced on looks, and shame about the driver
Lmao, I laught at the fuel economy, he gettin about 3
gallons per mile the way he drives it
the fuel ecomemy could be bad but hey its a barral of laffs especialy wen ya see lil corsas or saxos tryin to race wid ya
what was it matty
£5's worth of fuel per 5 mins idling
steady on mate lmao ur all jelous lmao
lol ill stick to me derv thanks haha tis fun tho
it is fun indeed
shame be bank balance dont realise the fun part
ooooo no comment on that
will let your dad post one up
something to do with HIS bank balance
lol yeah your poor dad he gonna be running two cars for ye now, well it may as well be 4 the way the new one eats fuel!
nope we come to a deal he keeps the mondeo goin and i keep the nissan goin lol better deal as the mondeo is diesel and more expensive
so i think i get the better deal wid the nissan as its petrol
nah. its going to be the other way round
you are going to have to open a credit account at Shell, just to keep that nissan running
you'll be on first name terms with the garage owner soon
i already am lmao after these two days lmao
poor scott, the world is in a credit crisis and he decides to get another new car
Theres already a bloody shortage of oil without you adding to it!!
unleaded prices are now set to double because of scott
Such a shame too
As i might be picking me new car up soon
Got my eye on a P reg Honda Civic Coupe 1.6, but its in London
unleaded prices are now set to double because of scott
so the fuel shortage is nothing to do with the blockade, its scott's :r:car.....
yeah, thats right
blame scott for it
yeah, thats right
blame scott for it
i heard opec were upping production to keep up with his fuel demands !
Worked it out for him earlier on... he is getting a massive 12mpg
wow thats huge
You must have your foot to the floor all the time mate, it wasn't that bad for me !
You must have your foot to the floor all the time mate, it wasn't that bad for me !
Thats Scott for ya
He can only manage 38mpg out of a TDCi on the motorway, so it shows how heavy his foot is lmao!
Oh yeah he has parked the car up now until the 15th (payday) as he has zero fuel in it and zero money left to put fuel in it haha!
Matty Matty Matty
dont you mean HIS DAD doesn't have any money to put fuel in it
nah his dad told him to fook off b4 lol he aint runnin the nissan and the mondy lmao
yeah i heard something about that
his dad will run the mondy
scott will run the nissan
but i dont believe that til i see it
the only place scott will run the nissan is into the ground lol you know it makes sense
lol, he promised me he would look after it
He will as in he wont be able to afford to run it lol.
Other thing is if anything ever breaks on it, he will just get his dad to get it fixed straight away no matter how much it costs lol.
Thats the "Scott way" in life hehe.
yeah, i wouldn't worry about it too much
its safe on his drive at the moment behind his mums car .... and he's miles away from it, in work
Lol its catch 22 for him, he will have to work all the hours god sends to afford to run it, so he wont ever have time to use it, but if he doesnt, he just wont be able to afford to run it haha!
Typical Scott
just an update on the car lol its great was out in it today for abit and had 130mph out of it in 3rd gear mind yopu it is a 4 speed auto lol the fuel well i wont bother going there lol
get a gas convestion on it lol
Would be cheaper then a months worth of fuel to get it done!!
yes true but then it takes the whole concept of fleecing my dad away from the joys of life after all its better when its someone elses money
still need gas though yano ya dad still need to give ye wedge for gas!!
That reminds me, I have some stronger line for you to replace the current one with, this car has worn it out a bit!
look out everyone
at the next cw meet, scott will be running a charity collection for the petrol to get him and his new car home
i will indeed as me dad is thinkin of retiring
so money shortage comin up soon
lol yeah he bought one of those collection bags from the local parish, he will pass it around at every meet, he will need at least £10 donating to get him home lmao!!
Description: Picture the scene at the next meet!
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nice one matt
always taking it that 1 step further
well thats one step further than my car goes lol wid the fuel it uses lol
looooooool
look u evan got me at it now piss takin at m e own car
well you know it makes sense.
Take the piss outta yaself, why not ya leaking petrol tanker i mean car...
well my motto is if ya cant beat them ya join in wid them so far its worked for me for the last 23 years lol
lol ya mum rekons ya only got 23 days left if ya not careful!
At first I thought she was joking, but having been with you in the new car, i tend to agree.
i thought it was a 6 speed, silly me !
Maybe it is 5 speed? I cant see it being 6 speed auto (unless ye count reverse as a gear) I could be wrong though, but either way it would explain why it seemed to to go so fast in the penultamite gear, 3rd at 120 sounds a bit ludacris tbh lol.
yes true but i just drive it lol dnt really car wot gear lol
Oh so thats what you call it...
yes its called driving the concept of it is u select a gear as mine is an auto u usually select drive you release ya handbrake touch the right pedel called the accelerator very slightly and it begins to move that is driving mate
and there was me thinking all you were doing was endangering life! lol.
that aswell just ask those corsas i think they ended to go home and change there pants lmao
lol funny thing is the girl wanted to race you the lad pulled over on a bloody roundabout the twerp you wernt even racing he must have though you were going to.
Soft git pulled a doughnut in the car park to impress the girls then crapped himself when you followed him out!
lol with the nice roar of me engine lmao
yeah lol it does have a nice sound to it. everyone looks as you drive past, perfect car for you, suits your shirts!
leave my choice of shirts outta this they done no harm to you
your shirts hurt everyone's eyes
only my eyesight, im partially blind cos of it.
Mark will vouch for your choice of shirts being questionable im sure lol.
Easyjets next door haha!
your shirts hurt everyone's eyes
Haha great minds think alike!
yes my very first meet i went to and ya all made me feel so welcome lmao
lol well you bring it on yourself
how did i all i done was walk in lol i didn know anyone apart from you
we gave u the special treat ment
i feel priviliged now i know that cheers guys
didnt know you liked men scott!
thats y he went wiv the migit
thats y he went wiv the migit
Hahaha her nickname to her mates is "man"
u git you got me too kris lmao
and thats how she will always stay
loooooool she will always love you thats for sure
first love haha
thats wot im worried about and she is proper jelous over me and becky mate its fookin wrong
lol i warned ye all along, your were her first (and most prob her last) it was bound to happen... she'll have a special place in her heart for you forever, i know cos i got a special place for my first love lol.
You knackered with her lingering around fella lol.
dont go there mate its wrong
haha i tried to tell you that too!
she will have pics up all over hir walls an when she fones it will just be deep breathin lol an when ur out she'll be goin through ya bins
kris dont evan go there if she starts ur the first i will be comin to lmao as u mentioned it lmao
lol
bet she still phones you everyday
na she saves hir self money an goes round an waits on his front
kris thats true that aswell she turns up out the blue
Yeah and you go and pick her up sumtimes lol!
lol kris wots goin on mate im on the boreds far and few between and ur always on and ur not in the top ten
122 now mate
a think the last time i was on here an u was on me u an matty was on 1st 2nd an 3rd
122 now mate
a think am on 60 or somethink
yes but we did blitz the entertainment forums if ya remeber
yeh but the pst in there dont count no moor
i know so its a case of findin anything and postin anything lol
lol yeah i remember that, we turned up at the meet together too lol.
lol yes wasn that the time i had the trusty black zafira
yeh, wat happend 2 that 1
i wrote it off it got repaired then sent back lmao
did u blame it on ur dad again aswell
was a stupid question that
lol yup and the scary thing is u kow me to well and uv only met me a few times its not as if we see each other on a regular basis either once a month the most lol
haha his dad takes responsibility for everything he does!!
lucky for you Kris
i have to work on the same site as him
na thats just unlucky 4 u lol
lol you know wid out me the world would be a borin place
lol you know wid out me the world would be a borin place
very true
yeah no one to take the piss out of
what would we do then
take the piss out of some1 else
twiddle ya thumbs and i dunoo use ya imaginations
take the piss out of some1 else
is there actually anyone else that we can take the piss out of so easily ?
no 1 that will reply aswell lol
see im great in alot of ways and you all should be glad of my company and the pleasure of me talkin to ya all
i am glad of the comany an pleasure of u talkin 2 us
Who's this scott_f fella? never heard of him before
i am glad of the comany an pleasure of u
OMG sir pomp has joined in
glad of the excitement of taking the piss out of you
company....hmm the jury is still out on that one
pleasure...what pleasure
Who's this scott_f fella? never heard of him before
glad you could join us you heiness..
typical pompesque reply!
thats what got me worried lol
i am glad of the comany an pleasure of u
A i dident say it like that
just be careful how you say it
So this outsider scott_f claims no person can go past him? I see, hmm maybe a kick up the back will nudge him out the way.
So this outsider scott_f claims no person can go past him? I see, hmm maybe a kick up the back will nudge him out the way.
mad head!
yeah, you dont wanna put your foot there pomp
you might never get it back
No brave warriors here, jst a tap an run
lmao pomp ur a real legend mate iv got a long till i get to ur title
Yes, all hail ye pomp
theres only on pomp thank god only kiddin dude
haha yeah pomp rocks! in that right pomp!
Lol thnks peeps, kinda wreaked scott_'f topic heheheh oppsy
lol it happens in every thread your in, thats why ye have ye own thread, due to your true greatness!
oh well everything i ave gets recked
all hail pomp
and dont worry
the topic of abusing scott will return very soon
any way
where were we ?
does anyone wanna restart the abusing scott part of the topic
oh well everything i ave gets recked
mostly cars though
oh well everything i ave gets recked
mostly cars though
Ah its so true, cars dont like scott and scott dont like cars...
and his dad dont like either when they are associated with each other!
he forgot the say "your honor"
his dad dnt like money eather
scott you need to learn....dont post after kris, you gay fook
isnt it time you gave up driving anyway
how many cars have you crashed or broke now ?
scott you need to learn....dont post after kris, you gay fook
isnt it time you gave up driving anyway
how many cars have you crashed or broke now ?
here here i concur your honour!
