wanted: someone to come round and cut my grass
cos the rabbit dont eat it fast enough and im worried that if i have to get the mower out i will have to put my beer down thus going to work with a clear head which i could do without. ok ok im going to the shed
Delegate to the Mrs
That way you can enjoy your beer, the grass gets cut and the Wife gets a workout without realising
cant have sheep cos would be accused of giving them a funny walk every day, will try the wench solution then feed the grass to the rabbit and then the mrs. to the dog
Nothing wrong with a funny walk every day
wanted: someone to pick up the dog poo/wife combination on my grass