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#785434 13th Apr 2013 9:15am
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Kevinhit's suggestion of a turd tax , made me think we could all do with a bit more of a laugh regarding council 'charges', so Im starting this short thread for spoof ideas from you Wiki folk , for the Council to consider , on how they can fleece you some more, and tongue in cheek ways how it could be implemented! Come on people , let your imagination go wild!

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Surely it has to be the air we breath, same as petrol they charge per litre ?

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as a green tax they could have a pay as you fart service to

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hi What about bonking/sex tax?, and if you use a rubber ITS double BUT there could be problems they might charge a time limit?.... omg

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Reinstate the window tax!

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what about a single person sleeping in a double bed tax


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Here's a good one...a bedroom tax! If you have empty bedrooms the government will charge you for them. But if you turn a bedroom into a mosque you don't have to pay! Outrageous i know, it's just a thought i had, it'll never happen!

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hOW ABOUT A PAVEMENT TAX TO BE PAID BY ANYONE WALKING DOWN A STREET, WEAR AND TEAR ON PAVEMENTS.

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A going out at night tax, to pay the electric bill for lamposts.

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how about introducing bo wardens, doleing out on the spot fines, for anyone, causing other members of the public to have to hold their noses, due the smell of their underarms lol

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or introducing pyjama police, to stop and fine, any person who thinks shopping or walking the streets in their pj's is ok

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Rain tax, for the automatic watering of your garden.

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Wind tax, for drying washing on the line...

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Quote Dilly "A going out at night tax, to pay the electric bill for lamposts."

To further that one Dilly, a machine on the base of each lamp post that you have to pedal like hell for five minutes , to generate enough leccy to get you from lamp post to lamp post, hence eliminating the need for WBC to light any of them!

SilentReader . 'A fart tax' . Yes I see this helping the above in some way .Maybe some sort of offsettting. grin

MissMarjong we will enlist Silentreaders ideas plus offsetting here too |I think. grin

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yewgarth ! A bedroom tax? Really, your idea is just too silly. Shame on you!

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