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#782218 - 1st Apr 2013 10:16am Arrowe Park Hospital being evacuated
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I have just called Arrowe park Hospital to see how me mum is and they have told me the hospital is being shut down as they have discovered a super bug called AFYS which is ten times more deadly than MRSA and spreads faster than NTZ or DUH.

My mum is one of the fortunate ones who will be evacuated to Wrexham General which is within easy traveling for visiting, but due to lack of beds within the NHS some are having to travel as far as the Edinburgh sanitorium and St Ives mental institution.

france and gremany have both stepped in to offer help and support with beds in several of their hospitals should the Arrowe Park Management not be able to find enough places to evacuate people too around the UK.

The situation has been made worse, as to prevent the infection crossing into Wales, the welsh have closed all borders to English people, and will only be allowing welsh speaking people to travel in to Wales.

Apparently the crisis should be over by twelve O'Clock today when things will return to normal.

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#782224 - 1st Apr 2013 10:23am Re: Arrowe Park Hospital being evacuated [Re: Simonxxxx]
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Lol had me going for a bit lol

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#782225 - 1st Apr 2013 10:27am Re: Arrowe Park Hospital being evacuated [Re: Simonxxxx]
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Is this meant to be FUNNY......

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#782226 - 1st Apr 2013 10:27am Re: Arrowe Park Hospital being evacuated [Re: Simonxxxx]
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think it leeked a bit when you said they shut the border lol

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#782229 - 1st Apr 2013 10:33am Re: Arrowe Park Hospital being evacuated [Re: missmahjong]
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Originally Posted By: missmahjong
Is this meant to be FUNNY......

Just realised the DATE....lol

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#782230 - 1st Apr 2013 10:36am Re: Arrowe Park Hospital being evacuated [Re: missmahjong]
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The merseymagazine one does at least appear to be authentic

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#782232 - 1st Apr 2013 10:37am Re: Arrowe Park Hospital being evacuated [Re: Simonxxxx]
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lol does that mean I got ya Missy?

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#782239 - 1st Apr 2013 10:55am Re: Arrowe Park Hospital being evacuated [Re: Simonxxxx]
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YES..............

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#782243 - 1st Apr 2013 11:06am Re: Arrowe Park Hospital being evacuated [Re: missmahjong]
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DUH...you'd have to be NTZ to believe it! tease

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#782244 - 1st Apr 2013 11:12am Re: Arrowe Park Hospital being evacuated [Re: Simonxxxx]
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Nice one Simon. Thanks for the laugh.

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#782304 - 1st Apr 2013 2:45pm Re: Arrowe Park Hospital being evacuated [Re: Simonxxxx]
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Your welcome moonstar.

It was a bit of a laugh catlover, I could have made it sound a lot more believable, but didn't want people worrying about relatives or calling the hospital.

On the ball there yewgarth, hope it put a few smiles on faces today, and in case anyone didn't figure it out, it was an April fool.

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#782407 - 1st Apr 2013 6:30pm Re: Arrowe Park Hospital being evacuated [Re: Simonxxxx]
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Ive got a really good sense of humour . but that is well out of order . people could of been ringing up arrow park asking and blocking phone lines when true family are worried about there family . ie cancer people ect . very sick april fool . could of done better

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#782415 - 1st Apr 2013 6:52pm Re: Arrowe Park Hospital being evacuated [Re: ducky73]
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Ive got a really good sense of humour . but that is well out of order . people could of been ringing up arrow park asking and blocking phone lines when true family are worried about there family . ie cancer people ect . very sick april fool . could of done better

I think you would need to be a little bit dim to be taken in by that. laffin

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#782490 - 1st Apr 2013 9:27pm Re: Arrowe Park Hospital being evacuated [Re: Simonxxxx]
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Ha Ha Good one Simon!!!

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#782522 - 2nd Apr 2013 12:01am Re: Arrowe Park Hospital being evacuated [Re: Dilly]
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Originally Posted By: Dilly
Originally Posted By: ducky73
Ive got a really good sense of humour . but that is well out of order . people could of been ringing up arrow park asking and blocking phone lines when true family are worried about there family . ie cancer people ect . very sick april fool . could of done better

I think you would need to be a little bit dim to be taken in by that. laffin


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