I struggled to read that as well !! Enigma needed indeed.
If you look at Police statistics the Wirral is one of the worst place in the country for theft. House burglary and motor theft is the highest place in the country. Ask insurers?
I have had my bike stolen, it was chained to a bike rack which was fixed to a wall in the back of our house under cctv
camera. I also had my Scooter stolen which was also locked up, I got that back though, we have had a window on our car smashed, over 10 years, has happened 4 times. Also had a guy break into the house!! All this in lovely Oxton. By lovely drug abiding local residents.
Only bad thing gypsies have ever done to us, is a dodgy drive tarmac job, but fair do's they did fix it!!