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#375681 - 22nd Dec 2009 3:24pm Sausages used in suicide bomb plot gone wrong
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Chinese police were held in a hour-long stand-off with a suspected suicide bomber only to find the man was armed with sausages.

Police believed that the straps and bulky items around Sing He's waist were dynamite and detonators.
Mr He, 23, threatened to blow up a restaurant and its customers in Benxi, northern China, unless the staff handed over the contents of the till.

But a specialist bomb unit called to the scene quickly determined that the device was assembled with pork products.
"When we saw what he had round his waist we couldn't help laughing. Some of the sausages still had the wrappers on them," said one bomb squad officer. "It must have been terrifying for the customers but those things would only have gone off if you'd kept them past their sell by date."

Mr He told police he had planned the raid because he was depressed after breaking up with his girlfriend.
He said: "I needed some excitement in my life and to that extent it was a success."

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#375682 - 22nd Dec 2009 3:29pm Re: Sausages used in suicide bomb plot gone wrong [Re: MissGuided]
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Well you would be Scared out of your skin.
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#375683 - 22nd Dec 2009 3:31pm Re: Sausages used in suicide bomb plot gone wrong [Re: bert1]
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Well, he hardly went off with a banger.
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#375685 - 22nd Dec 2009 3:35pm Re: Sausages used in suicide bomb plot gone wrong [Re: DavidB]
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The Chinese will put him against a WALLS and shoot him.
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#375686 - 22nd Dec 2009 3:36pm Re: Sausages used in suicide bomb plot gone wrong [Re: bert1]
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It was all a false salami smack
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#375687 - 22nd Dec 2009 3:37pm Re: Sausages used in suicide bomb plot gone wrong [Re: MissGuided]
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Someone telling porkies.
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#375695 - 22nd Dec 2009 4:23pm Re: Sausages used in suicide bomb plot gone wrong [Re: bert1]
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#375743 - 22nd Dec 2009 10:58pm Re: Sausages used in suicide bomb plot gone wrong [Re: RUDEBOX]
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I heard he was in the restaurant for sausAGES. sleep
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#375818 - 23rd Dec 2009 10:50am Re: Sausages used in suicide bomb plot gone wrong [Re: MissGuided]
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It was all a false salami smack

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#375823 - 23rd Dec 2009 10:59am Re: Sausages used in suicide bomb plot gone wrong [Re: BMW Joe]
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Thanks Joe - at least one person on this god-forsaken site recognises my comic genius! snob
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#375824 - 23rd Dec 2009 11:01am Re: Sausages used in suicide bomb plot gone wrong [Re: MissGuided]
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Thats not fair, i think your very funny.............
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#375825 - 23rd Dec 2009 11:06am Re: Sausages used in suicide bomb plot gone wrong [Re: bert1]
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Hmmm, I'm taking that over-use of the 'full-stop' as an indication that you mean funny-peculiar rather than funny-ha-ha. snob
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#375828 - 23rd Dec 2009 11:09am Re: Sausages used in suicide bomb plot gone wrong [Re: MissGuided]
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You may well think that but i couldn't possibly comment, haha.
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jase, for once, put a mince pie in it! raftl
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