WikiWirral yrs online 24/7 365 days a year.
Forum Statistics
Forums65
Topics76,352
Posts1,033,281
Members14,560
Most Online16,551
Feb 2nd, 2024
Who's Online Now
7 members (ArranGirl13, 2 invisible), 8,084 guests, and 428 robots.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Top Posters
sunnyside 45,164
MattLFC 22,315
Mark 21,269
granny 17,788
_Ste_ 16,345
Newest Members
Kalena1962, rattus, Lisrush, Emotecreative, ArranGirl13
14,560 Registered Users
New General Forums
New Wirral History
Tall Brick Chimneys
by diggingdeeper - 16th Mar 2024 11:56am
D.I.Y. / Building Shop
by mharford91 - 3rd Mar 2024 8:53pm
1970's Murder in Central Park, Wallasey
by cutespam - 4th Aug 2018 10:28am
Old Hall in Higher Bebington
by Rhoobarb - 25th May 2010 5:55pm
Oleo Works
by Ducko - 14th May 2008 3:09pm
Top Posters(30 Days)
granny 14
casper 13
bri445 4
Topic Replies
What song are you listening to?
by diggingdeeper - 28th Mar 2024 6:06pm
Facial recognition coming in supermarkets?
by diggingdeeper - 27th Mar 2024 3:50pm
Bolts at Bebington Road
by diggingdeeper - 27th Mar 2024 2:33am
Hot Spot Chippie Broadway
by Excoriator - 26th Mar 2024 7:57pm
Tall Brick Chimneys
by diggingdeeper - 26th Mar 2024 5:43pm
Lost river (Well, brook really)
by diggingdeeper - 26th Mar 2024 3:09am
Old Hall in Higher Bebington
by diggingdeeper - 24th Mar 2024 5:58pm
Netflix 3 Body Problem.
by BultacoAstro - 22nd Mar 2024 8:04am
Wisper electric bike. 36v .
by Dilly - 21st Mar 2024 7:36pm
March
M T W T F S S
1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30 31
Top Likes Received (30 Days)
Kylix 1
cools 1
Top Likes Received
bert1 14
Mark 4
Gibbo 3
Previous Thread
Next Thread
Print Thread
#327226 10th Jun 2009 6:38pm
M
Mr_shyfull
Unregistered
Mr_shyfull
Unregistered
M
Hi,
I'm a member but i'm not telling you who i am so ive decided to make my post as Mr shyfull

I'm on the Hunt for a New Woman and ive always wondered what would be the most important quick questions to ask on say a speed date? What Questions would you ask?

These are not in any order and there not refined but i think
because of time restraints or just getting to the point i would have to ask.

1) Do you find me attractive?
2) Do you have any baggage?
3) Are you married lol?
4) Are you looking for fun or serious?
5) Where do you live? (area)
6) Why did your last relationship fail?
7) Is that a mussy under your chin (Her Name).
8) Are you sexual active?
9) Are you rich?
10 Do you have a sister?

Okay I'm not sure there the best but it just came to me and i wondered if you can help. I'm expecting some funny ones too.

Ladies what would you ask a man?

Google Ads
P
PaulWirral
Unregistered
PaulWirral
Unregistered
P
Originally Posted by Mr_shyfull


Ladies what would you ask a man?


1. Got a job?
2. Got a car?
3. Got a big cock?
4. Got any chocolate?
5. Got a room for my shoes?

That's all women want!!

#327231 10th Jun 2009 6:52pm
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 12,369
Likes: 1
Wiki Master
Offline
Wiki Master
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 12,369
Likes: 1
My missus said you're right lol


Autowirral.co.uk - The Northwest's Biggest forum of Motoring Enthusiasts.
Cruisewirral.com - The Northwest's Biggest forum of Modified Car Enthusiasts.
Joined: May 2008
Posts: 4,119
Forum Guardian
Offline
Forum Guardian
Joined: May 2008
Posts: 4,119
Originally Posted by Mr_shyfull
Hi,
I'm a member but i'm not telling you who i am so ive decided to make my post as Mr shyfull

I'm on the Hunt for a New Woman and ive always wondered what would be the most important quick questions to ask on say a speed date? What Questions would you ask?

These are not in any order and there not refined but i think
because of time restraints or just getting to the point i would have to ask.

1) Do you find me attractive?
2) Do you have any baggage?
3) Are you married lol?
4) Are you looking for fun or serious?
5) Where do you live? (area)
6) Why did your last relationship fail?
7) Is that a mussy under your chin (Her Name).
8) Are you sexual active?
9) Are you rich?
10 Do you have a sister?



*mmmm I wonder why this person is single*? wink

Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 19,446
Wiki Master
Offline
Wiki Master
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 19,446
Speechless.
Suggest you get yourself some counselling, mate
Or...
Is this a joke?

Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 10,000
Awesome
Wiki Master
Offline
Awesome
Wiki Master
Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 10,000
1) Do you find me attractive? I don't know - lift the paper bag off your head and let me have a look.
2) Do you have any baggage? I have a few large cases and a flight bag
3) Are you married lol? Yes, polyandry is my hobbie.
4) Are you looking for fun or serious? If you can do both you're well on your way to success!
5) Where do you live? (area) On a bench in Birkenhead Park, I'll share the bench but you'll have to sleep under it at night, with the other husbands.
6) Why did your last relationship fail? None have failed so far - hence the husband collection.
7) Is that a mussy under your chin (Her Name). Please do not comment on my Van Dyke beard. Its taken years to get it this pointy.
8) Are you sexual active? I often think about sex while I'm running for a bus or putting out the washing.
9) Are you rich? I'm not a cup of coffee.
10 Do you have a sister? A twin, looks just like me, though her beard is longer and she has sideburns.

#327301 10th Jun 2009 10:19pm
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 8,620
H4H County Volunteer
Wiki Veteran
Offline
H4H County Volunteer
Wiki Veteran
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 8,620
Originally Posted by PaulWirral
Originally Posted by Mr_shyfull


Ladies what would you ask a man?


1. Got a job?
2. Got a car?
3. Got a big cock?
4. Got any chocolate?
5. Got a room for my shoes?

That's all women want!!


Not THIS woman raftl


1) Do you find me attractive? Depends on your brain & sense of humour.
2) Do you have any baggage? Yes, it's bright pink and it all matches.
3) Are you married lol? Sort of, in the eyes of English Law, no, in the eyes of Wicca, yes and always will be.
4) Are you looking for fun or serious? Both preferably in one package.
5) Where do you live? (area) Wirral doh
6) Why did your last relationship fail? It didn't really fail, still best of friends with Hubby smile
7) Is that a mussy under your chin (Her Name). No, it's my "girlfriend"
8) Are you sexual active? Well I don't just lie there like a sack of spuds if that's what you mean think
9) Are you rich? No, I'm J, Rich doesn't live here anymore.
10 Do you have a sister? No, do you devil


Sometimes Police Officers give more than just speeding tickets!

It�s hard to be fit as a fiddle when you�re shaped like a cello!
Wench #327337 10th Jun 2009 11:56pm
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 5,488
AlfaHolic
Forum Veteran
Offline
AlfaHolic
Forum Veteran
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 5,488
Not gonna let you into my world of knowledge.... because I dont want to bore yall, and it could possiblhy be a joke (?)


Dont ask any questions with one word answers.....Let answers develop etc... actually learn something bout the person your asking.


Simples !!


[Linked Image]

------------------------------------------------------------
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 1,522
Forum Addict
Offline
Forum Addict
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 1,522
Dont mess around,cut to the chase:-

1.Have you ever kissed another girl?
2.Did ya like it ? smile
3.Would you mind if I had 7 sets of wheels IN the house?
4.Can you change wheels?
5.Do you own a Trolley Jack?
6.Shaven haven???
7.Prove it?
8.Do you agree that if you touch my tools, I can kick you in the muff?
9.Can I see your muff again?
10.How come you live in Birkenhead and dont have 7 kids?

smile smile smile



[Linked Image]
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 531
Smartchild
Offline
Smartchild
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 531
1. Do you fook on first dates?
2. Does your dad own a brewery?
3. Can I see your t!ts?
4. Or would you show them to me?
If the answer is no, to these questions above.
Then be a good girl, and give me the name.
Of a girlfriend who does

Thanks to Kevin bloody Wilson for the dating advice laugh


If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid.
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 8,620
H4H County Volunteer
Wiki Veteran
Offline
H4H County Volunteer
Wiki Veteran
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 8,620
Originally Posted by golfvr
Dont mess around,cut to the chase:-

1.Have you ever kissed another girl? A lady doesn't tell wink
2.Did ya like it ? smile As above raftl
3.Would you mind if I had 7 sets of wheels IN the house? No, as long as you don't mind if I have motorbike bits in the house too smile
4.Can you change wheels? Yes.
5.Do you own a Trolley Jack? No, but I have access to one smile
6.Shaven haven??? I couldn't possibly say wink
7.Prove it? *silence*
8.Do you agree that if you touch my tools, I can kick you in the muff? Only if you agree that I can kick you in the Nads if you touch MY tools!!!
9.Can I see your muff again? It'll cost ya wink
10.How come you live in Birkenhead and dont have 7 kids? One doesn't live in Birkenhead Dahlink snob

smile smile smile



Originally Posted by scoops
1. Do you fook on first dates?
2. Does your dad own a brewery?
3. Can I see your t!ts?
4. Or would you show them to me?
If the answer is no, to these questions above.
Then be a good girl, and give me the name.
Of a girlfriend who does

Thanks to Kevin bloody Wilson for the dating advice laugh


I'm not answering yours because you know me already raftl Although your memory probably won't be as sharp as it was all those years ago wink


Sometimes Police Officers give more than just speeding tickets!

It�s hard to be fit as a fiddle when you�re shaped like a cello!
Wench #327405 11th Jun 2009 12:22pm
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 1,522
Forum Addict
Offline
Forum Addict
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 1,522
Originally Posted by Wench
[quote=golfvr]Dont mess around,cut to the chase:-

1.Have you ever kissed another girl? A lady doesn't tell wink whisper it then
2.Did ya like it ? smile As above raftl you have then
3.Would you mind if I had 7 sets of wheels IN the house? No, as long as you don't mind if I have motorbike bits in the house too smile Possibly a perfect woman!!!!
4.Can you change wheels? Yes. it gets better
5.Do you own a Trolley Jack? No, but I have access to one ace
6.Shaven haven??? I couldn't possibly say wink Trimmed it is
7.Prove it? *silence* lol
8.Do you agree that if you touch my tools, I can kick you in the muff? Only if you agree that I can kick you in the Nads if you touch MY tools!!! wat if i touch a hoe haha
9.Can I see your muff again? It'll cost ya wink How much??£
10.How come you live in Birkenhead and dont have 7 kids? One doesn't live in Birkenhead Dahlink snob fair comment



Legend thread this smile

Last edited by golfvr; 11th Jun 2009 12:23pm.

[Linked Image]
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 8,620
H4H County Volunteer
Wiki Veteran
Offline
H4H County Volunteer
Wiki Veteran
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 8,620
Originally Posted by golfvr
Originally Posted by Wench
[quote=golfvr]Dont mess around,cut to the chase:-

1.Have you ever kissed another girl? A lady doesn't tell wink whisper it then yes
2.Did ya like it ? smile As above raftl you have then As above
3.Would you mind if I had 7 sets of wheels IN the house? No, as long as you don't mind if I have motorbike bits in the house too smile Possibly a perfect woman!!!! Is there such a thing think
4.Can you change wheels? Yes. it gets better
5.Do you own a Trolley Jack? No, but I have access to one ace
6.Shaven haven??? I couldn't possibly say wink Trimmed it is No, laminate flooring wink
7.Prove it? *silence* lol
8.Do you agree that if you touch my tools, I can kick you in the muff? Only if you agree that I can kick you in the Nads if you touch MY tools!!! wat if i touch a hoe haha Depends if it's a gardening hoe or a 'ho' raftl
9.Can I see your muff again? It'll cost ya wink
10.How come you live in Birkenhead and dont have 7 kids? One doesn't live in Birkenhead Dahlink snob fair comment



Legend thread this smile Agreed raftl


Sometimes Police Officers give more than just speeding tickets!

It�s hard to be fit as a fiddle when you�re shaped like a cello!
Wench #327419 11th Jun 2009 12:38pm
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 1,522
Forum Addict
Offline
Forum Addict
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 1,522
clap clap happy


[Linked Image]

Moderated by  Mod 

Link Copied to Clipboard
Random Wirral Images

Click to View Topic.
Newest Topics
Facial recognition coming in supermarkets?
by Excoriator - 27th Mar 2024 10:52am
Hot Spot Chippie Broadway
by Excoriator - 26th Mar 2024 7:57pm
Bolts at Bebington Road
by Excoriator - 23rd Mar 2024 9:48am
Netflix 3 Body Problem.
by BultacoAstro - 22nd Mar 2024 8:04am
Tall Brick Chimneys
by diggingdeeper - 16th Mar 2024 11:56am
For Sale & Free
Wisper electric bike. 36v .
by Dilly - 21st Mar 2024 7:36pm
This is Elvis
by GingerTom - 17th Mar 2024 2:37pm
Member Spotlight
KevinFinity
KevinFinity
Wirral
Posts: 2,354
Joined: April 2009
Today's Birthdays
There are no members with birthdays on this day.
New Wirral Info
Facial recognition coming in supermarkets?
by Excoriator - 27th Mar 2024 10:52am
Hot Spot Chippie Broadway
by Excoriator - 26th Mar 2024 7:57pm
Bolts at Bebington Road
by Excoriator - 23rd Mar 2024 9:48am
Get your Money Tree ready
by keef666 - 22nd Mar 2023 12:27pm
Restaurant/pub with outdoor seating - Bromborough
by CarterUSM - 7th Aug 2020 7:59pm
News : New Topics
Gaza
by diggingdeeper - 29th Oct 2023 9:28am
Lost river (Well, brook really)
by Excoriator - 10th Sep 2019 8:50am
New Enthusiast Forums
Netflix 3 Body Problem.
by BultacoAstro - 22nd Mar 2024 8:04am
Xbox
by TudorBlue - 3rd Mar 2024 8:48pm
Wiper mechanism needed
by Peter0787 - 20th Feb 2024 4:07pm
What song are you listening to?
by - 24th Jun 2007 9:06am
Popular Topics(Views)
5,069,765 WIKI WALK CHAT
4,013,828 Spotted!
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.5