I've been invited to this event being held on 1st November, but got further invites as follows.

"This prestigious black tie event will be held at HMS Belfast moored on the Thames in central London. At the beginning of the night we will be piped on board, then there will be a hot/cold buffet, a singer/DJ and after the ship closes at 1AM we have managed to arrange free entry to a local casino/restaurant/nightclub. Ticket prices are just £35 and all profits go to the Help for Heroes charity in aid of the Headley Court rehabiliation centre for injured British soldiers.

Don't miss out on this night as people will be talking about it for ages to come. You can bring as many friends as you like. We have already sold quite a few tickets so don't delay."

If anyone fancies coming with me, feel free. Just pm me for further details.

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