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No need to worry about next months mortgage payment then eh. ??

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cant they do it in another reality or summit?


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Hear Hear....Im With you..

I demand a Reality Jump..or something Scientific and Spacey...

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got it. i just saved the world. found an old shoe-box for them to do the experiment in


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Or maybe it could be used as a shelter, to hide in. Take 2 of every animal, a tin of spam, one used AAA Battery, and a half empty bottle of Benelin...and well be safe???


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Actually seen a documentory about this, VERY interesting. It involves sending two 'items' through a circular tube in opposite directions, the speed builds up and up to something ridiculas and then they collide head on.

They think that the collision could reinact the big bang theory on a smaller scale and could bring us one step closer to the meaning of life.

The thing is F'ing HUUUGGGEEEE circuler tunnel!

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Nostradamus was a fcuking show off




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well, nostradamus made loads of predictions and i think he was showing off! quite simple! happy




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Just to get your minds off this thing.. Nothing will happen.. smile Want to know why.. Cause of technical issues.. It wont be switched on. I know ? Im Psychic..


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So No need for the shoe box and the Benelin then. Thats good...but just in case, Im gonna buy myself some Orgazmo Bars and Foamy Bananas...

What if the Earth spins off its axis or something ????


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i dont wanna die...!

really i dont.. how are they allowed to do this IF it can distroy us...feels like an episode of spiderman or something


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cant they just fire 2 guns at each other point blank? surely bullets have atoms. or what if they fired barbie and ken at each other?


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Basicly (From memory) they send protons(?) both directions through a circular tunnel. When they colide it MAY cause a black hole - The reason for this is, we live in a three dimensional world but they think four, five and even six dimensions may exist and we are unable to view then - Things like ghosts may exist on another dimension hence why some people can view them etc

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as long as the black hole is inside out or in a sock we should be ok then, phew, glad thats sorted out.


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quit with all the star trek crap! (did i steal that from red dwarf?)really, its about as likely as rentaclown saying something in context!!!!




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is that a newspaper?


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i dont care if he phsycotic, im taking my shoebox and umbrella, been in many black holes and they are all you need


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=Things like ghosts may exist on another dimension hence why some people can view them etc


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There is a program on National Geographic about the building of this machine at 10 am this morning. thumbsup


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Great pictures. Good job it wasn't built in Liverpool or the scallys would have stripped out all that copper wire.


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Originally Posted by NEWBOY
they think four, five and even six dimensions may exist and we are unable to view them

According to heterotic string theory, there are 11 dimensions, of which we are aware of 3 in space & 1 in time. The other 7 are compactified in a Calabi-Yau manifold. This can, of course, be described as the compactification of ten dimensional (Type 2A) string theory, commonly known as M theory, by the procedure known as T-duality.

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that video was ace i kinda understand now hasha laugh ... but i dnt really care if the word blows up or we have a black whole or sumthin ... if it blows up wer dead so we wnt notice an if we get a black whole i dnt no what that causes cus am to thick haha !!! .... but yeh i dnt think itll work anyways laugh lmao !



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is any one's tv stopped working, for some reason my tv works, as im on my pc through it but i cant get any channels, the listing and information bar appears at the bottom but no picture, i wonder if this is to do with this stupid atom machine thing frown


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jason, you are my hero, it worked, cheers bud !


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When's this end of the world happening? I was planning on going out for a few beers tonight...gutted. frown

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hopefully soon

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I assume it hasn'thappened yet?


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nah, im sat at home twiddling my fingers waiting for it


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Imagine if you fart at the point of impact, who could argue that your fart didn't destory the earth rather than this thing?


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its not even this sat its 10th september!

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Thats the second time there going to use it

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If there ever is a second time...

Reckon theyve switched it on yet??


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shhno no dont do it nono nono nono


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its ok, my dog just ate it, we all be here tomorrow


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thank fook for that info thats a weight of my shoulders raftl

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wrong thread, my dog ate leasowe lighthouse. were doomed


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well so far, so good. my eyes just about work. dunno where my limbs are though. maybe it only affected me


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Seems I was wrong and it was not ment for today - They announced on thur they will be doing in on Sept 10th instead.

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Maybe... the time machine experiment worked?

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i wouldnt worry cos the world wont end this Wednesday as i thought it would, theyre only sending the atoms in one direction on Wednesday. The 21st October is when the real bang comes when they collide them for the first time. Who really knows what will happen though.


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Originally Posted by Softy_Southerner
Shouldn't this be on the 'Coming Events' board??

Thats what I thought lol

But there again, how many people are going to go watch this? lol

If you can watch 2 atoms collide that is??


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haha i wanna watch it!! probs be ded dow:S


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im doomed cos thats my birthday, think i have the solution though and i am sure it involves a bucket somehow


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There's a black hole in my bucket dear Liza dear Liza...

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i will also need a pie chart to use as a lid, apparently a pie chart is the only thing that can contain a black hole in a bucket. they never had these things millions of years ago hence the big bang happening proving my theory


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a well thought out argument mr clown! what is Liza going to do about the bucket?




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Think the worrying thing is how much it costs:

€6.4 billion!!


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Technically, the world as we know it is supposed to end in 2012.


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wow. why bother paying for it? if its going to end the world I very much doubt the baliffs will come round! The world may as well end in 2012 because we will all starve after the government spends every penny it has on the olympics!




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no need to be polite now dear, were terrible and should line up along side a helpful leg swinging device with our legs apart


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apparently stephen hawking been saying we have nothing to worry about (said in robotic voice)


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well we are still here (apparently) - oh hold on its Tuesday

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Little do people know...the Swedish University have been performing experiments like this for a long long time, unnoticed, and we havent died yet.

If we have died, and just not noticed, then this must be hell. Theres no James Brown for one....


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if its under the alps and just blows up instead of an earth swallowing attempt, what if the mountains are launched into the air and land on someones head? hard hat anyone?


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that'll ruin the tourist industry - unless the crater left makes massive ski slopes

(why is it that the more I look at the word 'ski' the more it doesn't look right?)

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who doesnt put an "H" in yogurt?




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i dont eat yoghurt so never found a h, certain thats how its spelt, hey, i been made a wise one. mmmmmmmmm


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the h is only for hologramatic yoghurts!

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hey, i been made a wise one. mmmmmmmmm



now there is a contradiction if ever there was one!!!!




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i can understand that once a mong becomes long he is a longmong


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hologramatic yoghurt? wouldn't that get annoying? you'd only be able to eat it if you tipped in a certain angle of light. I think the H is for Hormones - after all don't they pump cows full of them?

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Originally Posted by rentaclown100
if its under the alps and just blows up instead of an earth swallowing attempt, what if the mountains are launched into the air and land on someones head?


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Originally Posted by MissGuided
I think the H is for Hormones - after all don't they pump cows full of them?


so my yoghurt is going to be a whingeing bitch too?! grin




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yes and every pint of milk you drink - it may even turn you into a whinging bitch, make you impotent and give you man boobs (if you don't already have them wink )

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The word is derived from Turkish yoğurt,[2] and is related to yoğurmak 'to knead' and yoğun 'dense' or 'thick'.[3]. The letter ğ was traditionally rendered as "gh" in transliterations of Turkish, which used to be written in a variant of the Arabic alphabet until the introduction of the Latin alphabet in 1928. In older Turkish the letter denoted a voiced velar fricative /ɣ/, but this sound is elided between back vowels in modern Turkish, in which the word is pronounced [joˈuɾt]. Some eastern dialects retain the consonant in this position, and Turks in the Balkans pronounce the word with a hard /g/.

In English, there are several variations of the spelling of the word. In the United States, yogurt is the usual spelling and yoghurt a minor variant. In the United Kingdom, yoghurt and yogurt are both current, yoghurt being more common, and yoghourt is an uncommon alternative.[4] Canada uses mostly yogurt and yogourt, the latter being particularly common in bilingual packaging, as it is also the spelling in Canadian French; in Australia and New Zealand yoghurt prevails.[5][6]

Whatever the spelling, the word is pronounced with a short "o" in the UK, a long or short "o" in New Zealand, and with a long "o" in North America, Ireland and Australia (UK IPA: /ˈjɒgət/ or /'jəʊgət/; North America /'joʊgɚt/; Australia /'jəʉgət/).

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Originally Posted by MissGuided
yes and every pint of milk you drink - it may even turn you into a whinging bitch, make you impotent and give you man boobs (if you don't already have them wink )


I'm waiting for someone to say that you must know him already raftl

I won't say that as that would be very unladylike - plus I don't know if his man veg work or not omg One assumes that they do so it can't be an accurated description happy

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yes, quit skitting at my bitch tits! raftl




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no thanks, i already ate




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Rememebr a certain someone was banned for doing just that...a litle too often


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Guys, can we keep this on topic.

Rememebr a certain someone was banned for doing just that...a litle too often

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Scientists switched on the Large Hadron Collider. But the first high-energy collisions are not due until October 21.

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Scientist Otto Rossler tried to get the European Court to ban the tests. He warns: “Nothing will happen for at least four years. Then the weather will change completely, wiping out life. There will be a Biblical Armageddon.”

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IT could take four years for the experiment to bring doomsday, some scientists say it will be on December 21, 2012.
Scientist Otto Rossler tried to get the European Court to ban the tests. He warns: “Nothing will happen for at least four years. Then the weather will change completely, wiping out life. There will be a Biblical Armageddon.”

Did you just make that up?

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IT could take four years for the experiment to bring doomsday, some scientists say it will be on December 21, 2012.
Scientist Otto Rossler tried to get the European Court to ban the tests. He warns: “Nothing will happen for at least four years. Then the weather will change completely, wiping out life. There will be a Biblical Armageddon.”


Otto Rossler is a miserable bugger isnt he?




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Sounds a bit brainy - maybe we should listen...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_R%C3%B6ssler

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Then the weather will change completely

Can't get any worse than it already is? Nothing to loose.

If you could record it, I think two atoms colliding would look something like this:

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