Lol, well not exactly... and there was you hoping Jack Sugden was dead!! Sorry to disappoint
But its veiwing figures are at least:
BBC One magazine programme The One Show pulled in an audience of over 4 million for the first time last night.
The programme, presented by Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakly, managed an average 4.2 million viewers and a 21.9% share over its half hour slot from 7pm.
Since returning in July, the show has been getting viewing figures of just over 3 million, with an average of 3.2 million viewers over the entire run so far.
However, last night's show was beaten in its slot by Emmerdale on ITV1 which pulled in 6.5 million viewers.
Emmerdale is pants imho... ive been getting forced to watch it recently cos of females dictating my television viewing lol. And it is nowhere near as good as EE or Corrie imo.
And now its getting pushed by a current affairs programme... wait until returneth of Watchdog Digital Spy Report