There used to be a regular massive flood near my house, one drain used to blow water in the air and two adjacent ones were regularly blocked with leaves. I used to try and unblock the leaves but many ignorant drivers that were having to slow down by the flood would purposely try and drown me but a wad of wet leaves then seemed to land on their vehicle - whoops.
Water board would never believe me that one drain was working in reverse.
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act. George Orwell
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates