O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! - Wirral

Restricted Forum Viewing Enabled - Please log in. [Log In] wirral forums » Forums » Wirral life.co.uk » Wirral Lifestyle
» Parenting & Families » O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!!

November
Su	M	Tu	W	Th	F	Sa
						1
2	3	4	5	6	7	8
9	10	11	12	13	14	15
16	17	18	19	20	21	22
23	24	25	26	27	28	29
30

Who's Online

1 registered (Lukeo25) and 15 anonymous users online.

details

Forum Tips

Help & Feedback

Adding Videos

E-mail Alerts New Posts

Forum Video Help

Uploading Images

Pictures

Newest Topics

The Tranmere Terror
by mindplayer
Today at 02:24 AM

Artisans golf club
by Morseman
Yesterday at 09:39 PM

Merry christmas song
by robbo_theman
Yesterday at 06:49 PM

Topic Replies

The Tranmere Terror
by Lukeo25
1 second ago

UE: Denbigh Mental Asylum
by PaganJay
Today at 02:32 AM

BMW M3 Evo 3.2 Convertible
by Alex85
Today at 02:06 AM

What a waste of wirral grounds New Brighton
by Andy13
Today at 01:58 AM

Woman burnt
by Alex85
Today at 01:56 AM

Petrol Prices, what we could do
by MattLFC
Today at 01:54 AM

Interesting book
by mindplayer
Today at 12:39 AM

How to find your house history????
by mindplayer
Today at 12:30 AM

Page 1 of 3

New Reply

Topic Options

Rate This Topic

#165030 - 5th Aug 2007 8:27am O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!!
jonah jonah Forum Guardian Registered: 29th Nov 2006 Posts: 3981 Loc: 1313 Mockingbird Lane, I live ...	ONLY 2 DAYS TIL THE BABY'S DUE... AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGH !! LI'L BABY GRACE IS DUE ON TUESDAY... WILL KEEP U ALL INFORMED $\:yip\:$ _________________________ http://www.myspace.com/jonah1974 stevejones74@hotmail.co.uk "WELL MY NUTS ARE HALFWAY UP MY ASS, BUT OTHER THAN THAT I'M PERFECT.....! "
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#165033 - 5th Aug 2007 9:05am Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: jonah]
Mark Mark Wiki Master Registered: 9th Nov 2003 Posts: 14969 Loc: Wirral	What time lol _________________________ www.wikiwirral.co.uk For Sale items are listed on +25 websites Sharing knowledge with members and friends.
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#165035 - 5th Aug 2007 9:11am Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: Mark]
jonah jonah Forum Guardian Registered: 29th Nov 2006 Posts: 3981 Loc: 1313 Mockingbird Lane, I live ...	steve... she is goin to need evicting!!! no way is she gona come tuesday! this lil madam is very happy were she is! lmao.... note to self cut out the chocy an Subway! she may get fed up then haha Gail x _________________________ http://www.myspace.com/jonah1974 stevejones74@hotmail.co.uk "WELL MY NUTS ARE HALFWAY UP MY ASS, BUT OTHER THAN THAT I'M PERFECT.....! "
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#165036 - 5th Aug 2007 9:19am Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: jonah]
fordsteve fordsteve Forum Addict Registered: 27th Jan 2007 Posts: 2126 Loc: wirral bromborough	fingers crossed for you both _________________________
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#165061 - 5th Aug 2007 11:04am Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: fordsteve]
spinking spinking Forum Guardian Registered: 11th May 2004 Posts: 4208 Loc: Happy Home	Goodluck. Thankgod i am a man and dont have to give birth. _________________________
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#165065 - 5th Aug 2007 12:03pm Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: spinking]
WADDI WADDI Forum Master Registered: 11th Jul 2004 Posts: 2902 Loc: Wallasey	Dont hold your breath mate, both of mine where a week late. Warning Warning Adult content about bringing on labour in spoiler. Spoiler : apparently intercourse is the most natural and effective way of bringing on labour, something in your sperm, softens the cervex! clicky clicky If they dont work, at least you had fun trying!!! _________________________ This week I've been mostly listening to: Facebook : Yahoo Mail : Sky Mail
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#165066 - 5th Aug 2007 12:08pm Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: WADDI]
Mark Mark Wiki Master Registered: 9th Nov 2003 Posts: 14969 Loc: Wirral	Where's me cervex lol Let your fingers do the walking lol Spoiler : • Nipple stimulation This will release the hormone oxytocin and may help start labour. It's only likely to be successful if your cervix is 'ripe' and ready to dilate, otherwise it seems to help with the ripening process. There is no agreement on how much nipple stimulation you need, or how often, to stimulate contractions. Or if all else fails go for a walk. _________________________ www.wikiwirral.co.uk For Sale items are listed on +25 websites Sharing knowledge with members and friends.
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#165067 - 5th Aug 2007 12:20pm Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: Mark]
WADDI WADDI Forum Master Registered: 11th Jul 2004 Posts: 2902 Loc: Wallasey	Originally Posted By: Mark Where's me cervex lol Spelling doh, I meant cervix _________________________ This week I've been mostly listening to: Facebook : Yahoo Mail : Sky Mail
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#165078 - 5th Aug 2007 2:30pm Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: WADDI]
Mark Mark Wiki Master Registered: 9th Nov 2003 Posts: 14969 Loc: Wirral	So where that one then "Cervix" $\:r\:$ i'm having a laugh lol _________________________ www.wikiwirral.co.uk For Sale items are listed on +25 websites Sharing knowledge with members and friends.
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#165085 - 5th Aug 2007 2:56pm Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: Mark]
fordsteve fordsteve Forum Addict Registered: 27th Jan 2007 Posts: 2126 Loc: wirral bromborough	lmao $\:r\:$ _________________________
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#165098 - 5th Aug 2007 5:46pm Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: fordsteve]
jonah jonah Forum Guardian Registered: 29th Nov 2006 Posts: 3981 Loc: 1313 Mockingbird Lane, I live ...	pmfsl u fellas r soooo funny, u know more than the mom an baby site i go on rofl!!!!....btw the tips u've give aint worked so far so off to asda tomorrow to buy me 7 pinapples an a vindaloo rofl rofl xx GAIL xx _________________________ http://www.myspace.com/jonah1974 stevejones74@hotmail.co.uk "WELL MY NUTS ARE HALFWAY UP MY ASS, BUT OTHER THAN THAT I'M PERFECT.....! "
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#165105 - 5th Aug 2007 6:57pm Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: jonah]
fordsteve fordsteve Forum Addict Registered: 27th Jan 2007 Posts: 2126 Loc: wirral bromborough	bloody hell were you going to stick that many pineapples lol _________________________
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#165106 - 5th Aug 2007 7:01pm Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: fordsteve]
jonah jonah Forum Guardian Registered: 29th Nov 2006 Posts: 3981 Loc: 1313 Mockingbird Lane, I live ...	lmfao!!! _________________________ http://www.myspace.com/jonah1974 stevejones74@hotmail.co.uk "WELL MY NUTS ARE HALFWAY UP MY ASS, BUT OTHER THAN THAT I'M PERFECT.....! "
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#165137 - 5th Aug 2007 7:37pm Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: jonah]
fordsteve fordsteve Forum Addict Registered: 27th Jan 2007 Posts: 2126 Loc: wirral bromborough	just try and frighten gail mate lol _________________________
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#165142 - 5th Aug 2007 7:48pm Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: fordsteve]
jonah jonah Forum Guardian Registered: 29th Nov 2006 Posts: 3981 Loc: 1313 Mockingbird Lane, I live ...	ste ,,, he did today i shit him up more tho when i pretened to be in labor lmfao even me dad kaked himself lol Gail x _________________________ http://www.myspace.com/jonah1974 stevejones74@hotmail.co.uk "WELL MY NUTS ARE HALFWAY UP MY ASS, BUT OTHER THAN THAT I'M PERFECT.....! "
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#165143 - 5th Aug 2007 7:51pm Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: jonah]
fordsteve fordsteve Forum Addict Registered: 27th Jan 2007 Posts: 2126 Loc: wirral bromborough	lmao you should not do that to a man of his age could give him a hart attack lol and am talking about ste notyour dad lol _________________________
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#166332 - 14th Aug 2007 6:57am Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: fordsteve]
WADDI WADDI Forum Master Registered: 11th Jul 2004 Posts: 2902 Loc: Wallasey	Any sign yet mate? _________________________ This week I've been mostly listening to: Facebook : Yahoo Mail : Sky Mail
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#166357 - 14th Aug 2007 3:28pm Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: WADDI]
jonah jonah Forum Guardian Registered: 29th Nov 2006 Posts: 3981 Loc: 1313 Mockingbird Lane, I live ...	hi hun this is gail ( i was nosin lol) shh dont tell,.... any way no sign yet 40+7 now lol so were looking at gettin intouch with nasa for a spare rocket lol! midwife tomorrow so fingers crossed they do somat! $\:\)$ _________________________ http://www.myspace.com/jonah1974 stevejones74@hotmail.co.uk "WELL MY NUTS ARE HALFWAY UP MY ASS, BUT OTHER THAN THAT I'M PERFECT.....! "
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#166370 - 14th Aug 2007 8:27pm Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: jonah]
fordsteve fordsteve Forum Addict Registered: 27th Jan 2007 Posts: 2126 Loc: wirral bromborough	god think this baby scared of you already lol good luck for tom _________________________
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#166432 - 15th Aug 2007 7:34pm Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: fordsteve]
jonah jonah Forum Guardian Registered: 29th Nov 2006 Posts: 3981 Loc: 1313 Mockingbird Lane, I live ...	update: went to hozzy today, had scan to make sure baby facin right way... she is , so gail got another appt on friday to try and start her in labour, and if that dont work she'll be given an appt to have a C-section... keep u all informed ! $;\)$ _________________________ http://www.myspace.com/jonah1974 stevejones74@hotmail.co.uk "WELL MY NUTS ARE HALFWAY UP MY ASS, BUT OTHER THAN THAT I'M PERFECT.....! "
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#166435 - 15th Aug 2007 8:58pm Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: jonah]
fordsteve fordsteve Forum Addict Registered: 27th Jan 2007 Posts: 2126 Loc: wirral bromborough	bloody hell mate think this baby happy were she is lol good luck mate fingers crossed _________________________
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#166439 - 15th Aug 2007 9:26pm Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: fordsteve]
WADDI WADDI Forum Master Registered: 11th Jul 2004 Posts: 2902 Loc: Wallasey	I feel a sweep coming on, (sorry to be so graphic, Gail will know what Im taking about) _________________________ This week I've been mostly listening to: Facebook : Yahoo Mail : Sky Mail
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#166473 - 16th Aug 2007 11:57am Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: WADDI]
jonah jonah Forum Guardian Registered: 29th Nov 2006 Posts: 3981 Loc: 1313 Mockingbird Lane, I live ...	rofl waddi she had 1 yest sod all happend, got another tomor lmao! bet every 1 is wondering were sooty an sue are rofl _________________________ http://www.myspace.com/jonah1974 stevejones74@hotmail.co.uk "WELL MY NUTS ARE HALFWAY UP MY ASS, BUT OTHER THAN THAT I'M PERFECT.....! "
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#166647 - 17th Aug 2007 7:02pm Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: jonah]
jonah jonah Forum Guardian Registered: 29th Nov 2006 Posts: 3981 Loc: 1313 Mockingbird Lane, I live ...	update went the hospital today, tried to start labour off, so its just a matter of waiting.... but, if no sign of baby grace by wednesday, gail is booked in to have a c-section.. $;\)$ _________________________ http://www.myspace.com/jonah1974 stevejones74@hotmail.co.uk "WELL MY NUTS ARE HALFWAY UP MY ASS, BUT OTHER THAN THAT I'M PERFECT.....! "
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#166653 - 17th Aug 2007 7:26pm Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: jonah]
fordsteve fordsteve Forum Addict Registered: 27th Jan 2007 Posts: 2126 Loc: wirral bromborough	bloody hell mate well we both got our fingers crossed for you _________________________
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#166727 - 18th Aug 2007 5:19pm Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: fordsteve]
WADDI WADDI Forum Master Registered: 11th Jul 2004 Posts: 2902 Loc: Wallasey	fingers crossed mate, we're all thinking of you! _________________________ This week I've been mostly listening to: Facebook : Yahoo Mail : Sky Mail
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#166775 - 19th Aug 2007 10:05am Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: WADDI]
Mark Mark Wiki Master Registered: 9th Nov 2003 Posts: 14969 Loc: Wirral	c section Why don't they call it a smiley section as that's what a 'c' looks like turned to its left lol . Come on Gail PUSHHHHHHHHHHHHH The pain of Child Birth. You know it hurts... Spoiler : _________________________ www.wikiwirral.co.uk For Sale items are listed on +25 websites Sharing knowledge with members and friends.
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#166778 - 19th Aug 2007 10:19am Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: Mark]
jonah jonah Forum Guardian Registered: 29th Nov 2006 Posts: 3981 Loc: 1313 Mockingbird Lane, I live ...	this is gail. thanks mark, really made me giggle... u wanna try sh****ng a basketball lol $\:r\:$ _________________________ http://www.myspace.com/jonah1974 stevejones74@hotmail.co.uk "WELL MY NUTS ARE HALFWAY UP MY ASS, BUT OTHER THAN THAT I'M PERFECT.....! "
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#166781 - 19th Aug 2007 10:45am Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: jonah]
BMW Joe BMW Joe Hardcore Shrimp Joy Wiki Guardian Registered: 30th Apr 2006 Posts: 9532 Loc: Birkenhead	Originally Posted By: jonah this is gail. thanks mark, really made me giggle... u wanna try sh****ng a basketball lol $\:r\:$ im just confused, should the missing letters be itti or aggi?? _________________________
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

#166784 - 19th Aug 2007 11:39am Re: O...M.....F.....G !!!!!!!!! [Re: BMW Joe]
fordsteve fordsteve Forum Addict Registered: 27th Jan 2007 Posts: 2126 Loc: wirral bromborough	lmao _________________________
Top	Reply Quote Quick Reply Quick Quote

Page 1 of 3

Previous Topic View All Topics

Index Next Topic

Quick Reply:

Image Verification. Type the 6 letters or numbers. Letters are not case-sensitive. Click the image to request a new one.

Moderator: chiccy

Hop to: