does anyone know how i can dispose of my christmas tree, other than put it in the brown recycling bin which i havent got. cant really take it to the tip either as it would make a right mess of the car and is nine foot tall(didnt really think through the disposal thing!!)

Well, I would get a saw and cut it into smaller lengths, put them into garden refuse sacks, which you could fit into your car, and then take it to the tip!

Offer it as free firewood