For those of us that like it!
Rumoured start date is the 11. 8. 11, kicking off with a 4 week Celebrity Edition.
No 'off topic' replies please-or pisstakers

Kemal was the cross dresser

Aha!- thanks Softy. I liked Kamal, at first.

der wun in tha big bruther hoose

Right. We got Brian Dowling as presenter, Emma Willis taking over the old 'Little Brother' duties. Marcus on commentary, the same music?
A lot of peeps on the Official Facebook page are questioning whether there will be 'live feed'?!

Anybody know who is in the imminent Celeb Show?
I heard that Kerry Katona, is a deffo?!

dunno Have heard KK's going in it a couple of times though.

I believe Jedward may be another possibilty

Can't wait for it to start though

Fergie may be init!!!

and another rumor - the new house will have a sauna! that'll be a opening straight away

Yeah big brother bring it on,hope there's a live feed!

Jedward? Jeeze.....as 'one' or a pair? Would like to see the annoying barstwads, first thing, without the Stylist/ Cement....

omg remember the long silent live feeds...thank god I'm a lipreader

@ rude
I'll hide if they're in it, it'll drive me

Fergie, as in Prince Andrews ex? Or the hottie from the Black Eyed Peas?

as in the Duchess of York herself!

Nooooo! Hahaha. Give Sarah a cider or two-hahahaha-w
Who else?? Pamela Anderson?-she is skint now!

http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity/n...be-celebrity-big-brother-supposedly58410

Charlie sheen

Prince Harry's ex Chelsy Davy

Odds plus a host of Novelty Betting Opportunities courtesy of Paddy Power

Amy Childs 5/1
Max George 6/1
Martine McCutcheon 6/1
Ricky Hatton 6/1
Abbey Clancy 8/1
Joanna Lumley 10/1
Charlie Sheen 12/1
Peaches Geldof 16/1
Tinie Tempah 25/1
Chelsy Davy 33/1
Mohamed Al-Fayed 66/1
Andy Gray 100/1

Martine would puke as soon as she walks in The Gaffe?
Amy Childs? -"Shat Up!!"

jo lumley would be great but i can't see it myself!
Jedward noooooo!

Mr Fayed? Haha. Spike his drink, let him rant...haha

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I worry about Jo, if true. Dont wanna see her to turn out like Steph-up her own arse!!?

Magic!!

I reckon 80% of the 'lineup' will be American 'stars' from the 80s or 90s. I'd like an ex-Brookside character, myself?!

no jo's cool,no way she be up her own arse! Its got to be loads of has been's who are skint.

I love Jo too. Dont see what her benefit would be tho, other than money?

Reckon that skint Pammy will be there tho, getting her tits out, at every opp.

jo lumley can't be skint surely and i don't think she'd lower herself.

Pammy is desperate enough,as you said most prob lots of americans.
I've not heard any gossip as to who is going in,so will just have to wait and see,got to have a couple of bitches though,to keep us entertained.

Yer!! Remember the Tit-Fest a few series back? Saskia, Rebecca and Makosi, was it?
They all went strutting in to the House, with Davina telling us their bra sizes..,and then they entered the House and saw that there were others with Massive Mammaries!! Hahahaha
Strange but this series was Plus' fave! Dunno why?

imagine if davina went in how good would that be!
I missed most of that one with Makosi and crew,was abroad.

Charlie sheen would be good,he's off his trolley!

nothing to do with kinga having the bottle to go on there. lol

I don't care who goes in, as long as they don't put pm's in there zzzzzzzzz

I think Kingas' tits have got their own postcode! Maaan, them titties were big!!

I wouldn't like to see any septics in there. It's supposed to be a British show ffs. They have their own Big Brother to go in. I won't watch it anyway but that's not the point

Instead of getting evicted, I think they should be executed

Might make it a bit more interesting than watching a load of dead beats pass time.

Well my idea was to have scrotey chavs with ASBO's and convictions for things that are drink/drug related or against elderly people and one by one have them shot by firing squad after the votes.

It wouldn't be a great loss to society and I'd PAY to see that

Tiger Woods' alleged former mistress, Rachel Uchitel, is set to appear in 'Celebrity Big Brother' as producers want her to expose all her secrets about the relationship.

Tiger Woods' alleged former mistress is set to appear on 'Celebrity Big Brother'.

Nightclub manager Rachel Uchitel - who was the first woman to be exposed of reportedly having an affair with the golfer while he was still married to Swedish beauty Elin Nordgren - is being lined up by producers of the Channel 5 show as they want her to expose all her secrets about the relationship on TV.

A source told the Daily Star newspaper: "She'd be dynamic for us. Tiger Woods was the clean man of sport and then this happened. Everyone was saying they had romped in Las Vegas, New York and Australia."

While Rachel has always denied being one of Tiger's many mistresses but friends now believe she is ready to tell the truth and reveal her side of the story.

Other stars being lined up for the show include rapper Snoop Dogg, Playboy beauty Bridget Marquardt and 'Reservoir Dogs' actor Michael Madsen.

'Celebrity Big Brother' is set to hit TV screens later this summer after Channel 5 picked up the show after its 10-year run on rival network Channel 4 came to an end last year.

So basically, nobody I'd know if I fell over them. Why do they keep churning this shoite out?

will that be the ginger 1, the pisshead 1 UNITED GAFFER or the fit 1

people say its shite but you will all still watch it,

blind Mikey was amazing eating the chillies

my wife thinks, the shock suits where good

Launch night confirmed as 18th August at 9pm.

I'd rather eat my own eyeballs, deep fried in marmite batter with a side order of sweetcorn, cauliflower and tomato sauce

isnt that I'M A CELEBRITY ISH GET ME OUT OF HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

bring it on hey Rude

yerrr cant wait!

In Launch week theres a CBB edition of Silent Library.

the first post on here

according to the daily mail website the people going in cbb are jedward,pammie anderson ,amy childs ,kerry katona and her mother,paddy from gypsy weddings ,sally berkow,.

not Kerry's mother!

Theres gonna be some serious going then

i can imagine the Jedward twins are gonna be all over Pammie
who's Sally Berkow? (off for a google)

Sally Bercow - the speakers wife apparently.

she's no Celebrity I seen liverpool play football once I'm more Celebrity than her.

poor choice of celeb isn't she

i feel bored at mentioning her name, before I've even watched her!

snickas where are the other smiley's sorry I know it's off topic but I've been looking all over here for them pm me so we don't get told off.

Celebrity Big Brother contestants will have access to a 24 hour bar inside the house, say reports.

Producers want to create a party atmosphere on the show and have built a Big Brother pub, which will allow the housemates access to alcohol around the clock if they win tasks and don't break the rules.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s150...g-brother-house-to-have-24-hour-bar.html

haha. Will be torture for K.K!

oh it gets worse by the day and it hasn't even started yet!

gonna be fun to watch the aftermath though

oh i hope theres a livefeed

rudebox can't find any pic's of the house yet have you got any?

Please please please let her be in there Pippa Middleton. where's the drool smiley

No, cant find no house pics !!

Isn't it being filmed at Elstree? i.e same house but 'done up'?

Does Channel 5 have a Red Button? i dont really watch channel 5.

They seem to be keeping a lot secret, probably hoping that readership of the Daily Star increases.

I haven't seen any pics either.

I know CH5 have took over the original CH4's bigbrother's website though, where they had all previous livefeeds...

I keep looking on here for updates

its on five* most of the day as well as five can't wait, the real bb starts as soon as cbb ends will do a google look and tweet for pics/news on house.

http://www.bbspy.co.uk/news/0912/endemol-applies-to-keep-big-brother-house found this with count down to start.

bb house pics sorry don't know how to make them bigger.

Brilliant!! good work, gang

the bar looks cool!

well done on finding the pics

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live feed link http://bbliveuk.com/live

more pic's from the house.

24 hour bar i want to go in, Jim Beam on tap

The new Celebrity Big Brother house has reportedly been designed around the Playboy Mansion, in the hope of producing the sexiest series to date.
The Daily Star reports that set makers have been inspired by former Baywatch star Pamela Anderson – rumoured to be starring in the new series – to create a Playboy Mansion-style house.
A sauna and large pool are said to have been installed to encourage housemates to wear their swimming costumes, as well as double beds so the celebrities can ‘snuggle up and get the love action going’.
An insider told the paper: “The key theme is sex. We’re not shying away from it. We want it full-on. Fans love it when housemates get it on, and we want to make sure that our viewers see the lot.
“Since Big Brother has been off air, shows such as Geordie Shore have emerged where sex is the order of the day, so we’re having to up our game – and it won’t be a problem.”
Big Brother host Brian Dowling has also revealed a few details about the series also. “The celebs won’t arrive in fancy cars, and the house is way bigger than when I was in it last year. It’s bigger, brighter and more colourful,” he said.
Last weekend it was reported the Channel 5 house will be the “biggest ever”.
Celebrity Big Brother launches on Thursday August 18th. Are you hoping for a sexy show this summer?

new pic of house here
http://totalbigbrother.com/

I hope the house burns down before they housemates go in so they can't do it!! I hate Big Brother, it's shocking TV!

Hour and a half!

oh my, rude are you really gonna watch it

love it, mate. Lol

no live feed at all and no bb at night only a hour a day. whhhhyyyyyyyyyy

rudebox any one you hope goes in?

I hope mr sheen goes in.

Jedward! To annoy all the housemates. They would lose their perfectly executed 'public personas' then. Hehee haha
Oh and Bob or Beckham-but thats not going to happen!

ok going now as its on in abit see you after x

K.K cracking open the ale before they all get in!
Sounds like we getting Pammy, Jedward and that aussie pap wiv the mad hair. Yer...
Wheres the fit fellahs tho?

GO AWAY SALLY. GRR

That Pamela Hoff!! Dislike her intensly!! Trying to disrupt Our Bri' virgin voyage.
Get Her Out.

celebrities?? they're not even has beens! Katona is the only one i've heard of (apart from the irish pr#cks). I think i have more celebrity status than this shower and i haven't got any!!!

Mr angry, tumbridge wells.

Haha. Proper mix of personalities-thats the main thing!
Oppositional, is best.

Bit like Wiki!!!!!!

I know I'm a bit late noticing this thread, but I though the last BB was supposed to be the final one ever? How is this series doing in the ratings?

(No I don't have much interest in it myself, but I know the ratings where in freefall for the last few series, hence they chose to kill the format).

Good God what a load of mongs!

who are they?

K.K should have laid off the champer til the others arrived!!
IMO Kerry being a 'Mariah sized diva' and the other peeps wont know? (its a task)
Oh, purlease!! We have saw everything about K.K bar her foofoo? The h.m are gna know and play along.

Why do pregnant women think it's nice to wear tight dresses?
Can't beat a nice smock!!!!

What is considered bad ratings for C4 is good ratings for Channel 5!!

Fashion luv, i think?
To expose ones abundant breasts, swollen belly and vulva-new fashion?

Well fashion it maybe but,I think it looks bloody awful.
She is anoying me looking at her and her......vulva!

Vulvas aside-did you see Kerry walking like a Docker when she met a new h.m!
Hilarious!!

No I missed that!

Well, she did! Haha
Gutted that there are no fit fellahs, to perve at!!!

That's what the tranny said!

I haven't a clue

The reality show made its debut on its new
channel, Five – and in the process plumbed new
depths
Cynics predicted that reality behemoth Big
Brother’ s move to Richard Desmond’ s Five
would drag it even further downmarket. Judging
by tonight’ s live launch show, those cynics were
absolutely correct. If anything, they
underestimated how much further downmarket.
“Celebrity” reality shows often stretch the
word ’s definition to breaking point but this
batch may finally have snapped it . Rumours of
famous names had been rife in the build- up,
often disseminated by Desmond’ s own tabloids.
None came to fruition. The barrel- scraping cast
of ten contestants had a definite whiff of last
minute pull-outs and parachuted- in reserves.
The majority are notable only for who they
married or for taking part in other reality shows .
It was hardly a meeting of minds either, with
half the housemates irredeemably thick. The
show’ s usual pre -entry psychological evaluation
has presumably been waived too - especially for
fragile Kerry Katona and faded Hollywood
starlet Tara Reid, who seemed so spaced out,
she could barely open the door to the gaudily-
revamped house.
That pair were joined by Pamela Bach -
Hasselhoff (cackling irritant and ex- wife of David
Hasselhoff) , Sally Bercow (publicity - seeking
irritant and current wife of House Of Common
speaker John) and Amy Childs – the dead -eyed
charisma vacuum from The Only Way Is Essex,
whose sole selling point seems to be that she’s
cheaper to hire than Jordan.
The males were even weaker: incomprehensible
bare- knuckle fighter Paddy Doherty from My
Big Fat Gypsy Wedding; peacock- haired “Mr
Paparazzi” Darren Lyons; male model Bobby
Sabel; and soap actor Lucian Laviscount. Even
hardened celebrity- spotters would struggle to
recognise the latter two.
It’ s coming to something when John and Edward
Grimes - aka Jedward, the tuneless Irish twins
who shot to infamy on The X Factor – are the
most famous men in the house. The pair
apparently have a clause in their contract to
exempt them from any task that might involve
cutting their trademark vertiginous quiffs.
The lawyer drafting that one must be proud his
years of study had come to this. Still, after
failing to triumph in either The X Factor or this
year ’s Eurovision , this might just be the first
competition they win.
There were a few saving graces. The production
values seemed solid enough . Geordie voiceover
man Marcus Bentley was still present and
correct. New host Brian Dowling was warm,
witty and watchable.
It felt like he’ d been doing the job years and
made a refreshing change from the jerky,
shouty faux -excitement of Davina McCall in the
later Channel 4 years.
Tonight’ s launch show might get decent ratings,
thanks to curiosity value. After watching the
underwhelming low- rent line- up, though, few
viewers are likely to stay. Big Brother might be
watching but most of us won’ t .

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/playlist/view/206929/Celebrity-Big-Brother-2011-Fright-night-/

Mohamed Al-Fayed to enter Big Brother house!

saw that! its some kind of 'mummy task' and they have to stand up and lie down, whilst dressed as mummys.

loving the new format.

Haha this is way too heavy for a saturday night! actually its too heavy for a big brother show! haha

Gormless Tara is getting on my tits at the mo.

You got nipple problems as well?

as well as what?

mine have been shaved lol so yes!

Jedward are in the swimming pool, where's Michael Barrymore when you need him.

Hahah nice one 8bit, do my feckin head in them two

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qrhGwm5WTZw/Tcn-_OUnUPI/AAAAAAAAAX8/8vBC7e6s5tg/s1600/double+take.jpg

That Bobby is doing my head in. Looking forward to tonights programe tho- Wizard of Oz task.

Ask Rudie who the'Wizard of Oz' is!!!!!

Not that fake fick Bobby, i know that for sure!

i tell thee

I HATE JEDWARD!!!

where has general chat thread gone!!!???

Same place as usual, Ste. lol

titheads, i agree.

I've just sat and watched 15minutes of this - apart from Kerry whatsherface and those 2 twunts with the hair, who the fook are these people!?! And why are there 2 Septics & an Aussi in there if it's a UK programme?

Thankfully it's only 15mins of my life I've just lost. I do, however, feel very ashamed of myself for even giving it that many minutes.

One thing I have learnt from this series is that Jedward really are a pair of jabbering idiots and its not just an act.

Wow this forum was of good use

Well I'm sat now waiting for eviction!
Alex or jay to win!

wheres rebecca n jem?

They couldn't make it for some reason

how hot is she mmmmmm when is BB ON DVD

Hahaahahha ya nutter she is all jays lou !!!

Next out???

Aaron I hope,what you think?

bbuk Official Big Brother
Voting will freeze in less than 1 minute - hurry!!

from twitter

I think jay

Possibley mixed cheers and boos

it a fix arron will win this

ALEX NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaron the arse!

how is Aaron still in there?

I honestly carnt belive people would vote for him

Go Aaron, played it brilliant all the way through, worked out how the other housemates tick.

He has been funny in my opinion.

have you ever been to the chat room on here of late

Laugh, chuckle

I carnt stand him lol
Everyone to there own op

Nope I haven't why?

YIPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

mmmmm big brother n x factor both fixed mmmmm

Idiot that aarron!
He will never do well I'm my book

Do pps really think it could be fixed nowadays after the scandal over the last few years.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/media/s...media-staff-caught-in-x-factor-scam.html

http://www.bigbrotherxtra.co.uk/?p=2125

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-400996/Big-Brother-fix-stop-Aisleyne-winning.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-30095/Was-Big-Brother-fixed.html

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111111141130AAzhgFy