Read it...dunno what all the fuss is about

Lol

I like that very funny .my daugther is reading it at the moment ,im next in queue .someone else i know i has reserved at the library [they have 6 copies and she 36 in queue]must have somethink about it!

I have finished the first book.You kind of rush read the first bit so you get the the bits everyone talking about I'ts... quite...erm...graphic

I carnt get it from anywhere lol
Mum wants it ( cringe )

Got the first one from Tesco a few weeks ago. Had to get the other 2 from Amazon in the end. Have seen some on Ebay if anyone really wants one. Maybe I should rent my copies out

Awww kool
Never thought of tesco to be honest
My mum is 62 lol
She is mad

haha good on her I'm sure she we love it

whats all the fuss about this book ?

I hope she will
My sis raves about it l

They are calling it " Mummy porn " . I think books like this have been around for ages but these one have become more socially acceptable to read for some reason.

I was in Asda in Bromborough on Thursday , picked up all 3 books for a tenner for the Mrs.

im 32nd in the library queue. lol

its amazing i am on the 3rd book

Really it should be called erotica not porn.

Happily my life is much more simple these days.

I thought my son had written a book about his undies!

Dunno (yet) but its gone viral!!

this book is like reading a teenager's diary ... please ladies DONT put yourselves through it you will be disappointed..

I must say the story is a little weak but if it gets everyone reading again then its gotta be a good thing. Kinda like the Harry Potter phenomenon 'cept for bored housewives

lol harry potter for bored housewives .. i don't see the Similarities .. but as headcoat says they must be doing something right

I meant its doing what Harry Potter did as in getting people to read again.

WEll... I had to be nosy didnt I ?

The last time I read a book of this caliber(sp) it was called "Lady Chatterlies Lover"....lol

This is a trilogy and I have only read the first one, NOPE..I dont intend on reading anymore ...:-)

Cheers hunny will go have a nose in the week x

Blimey! would you really want to read a second hand copy of this book? Certain pages might all be stuck together!

Buy your own! There were loads of copies in WH Smith in Liscard yesterday .... not that I was there to buy a copy or anything like!

I saw a woman reading 50 Shades of Grey on the train today.

"At least you don't have to lick your fingers to turn the pages" I said with a smile,

"You disgusting w##ker!" she screamed and stormed off down the carriage.

Are all Kindle readers such miserable c##ts?

LMAO!!!

I think it will probs be shit, we will see. I will give it a go.

hyped up nonsense, don't waste your time or money.

i will wait for the movie

morrison have got loads of them,but who should play christian in the film. i always imagined him to be a bit like george lamb

I have him in my head as Christian Bale and in my head he speak English too hahah x

Read it in 2 days, just ordered the other 2 from Amazon Admittedly it's not great literature (HOLY CRAP!)but it's not a waste of money!

Don't know who could play him in a film but there's a computer image of him on the BBC news site.

Good looking son of a bitch

aww sorry ladies.

haha brilliant, just shown the misses, she wasnt impressed

i said she was shallow,

PMFSL thats 1 book i will not be reading

maybe she would prefer this one?

dont know about here but ive got a right twinge

I bet her is like the above phots ya know.
we have now spoilt the illusion for the ladies reading this book

she's just informed me he's 6'5 dark hair and has a huge know, a whopper so the book says, she got all defensive and said us men r jealous... of what a fooking shit book arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Have you read it?

I agree a pile of shite nothing to be jelous of and i am a woman too.

Maybe the men should read it. If women say its good then maybe you lot can get some tips

I don't need any tips thank you very much

Don't know if this is a good idea headcoat, they'll either be left feeling inadequate or disbelieving!

Also, there's no pictures.........

hahahaha@ no pictures

Apparently, June was the wettest month since records began................And its all down to Fifty Shades......

I just finished all 3 books and my! my! my! Loved all 3 books can't wait for the movie x

Only read the first one up to now, can't wait to find out what happens but please don't tell me!

https://twitter.com/50soandygray

Fifty Shades of Andy Gray!

Hilarious but NSFW.

Read in the Mail today that some fella was jealous of his wife reading this and splodged her face with brown sauce. He got done for assault.

He didnt realise that throwing sauce in somebodys face would be classed as assault. duh.

ha ha that was in the mirror or the star today

Thought he would show her the true meaning of 'saucy'. Prat.

Lol

I just put the title in Google and there is a website where you can read the 'naughty bits' for free.

It would not win The Nobel Prize for Literature.

What a load of tosh.

I am currently on the 3rd book. No it's not great literature, but I have thoroughly enjoyed reading them.I read the first two books in 3 days, I couldnt put it down. I've had to slow down on the 3rd book because I was tired and none of the housework was getting done.

I would recommend anyone to read them, all the way through. The 2nd book I feel is better than the first.

I can't wait to watch the movie, and apparently actors Ian Somerhalder and Ashley Benson have expressed interest in acting in the film. We shall have to see, I just hope they make the film tasteful.

Got the 3 books today asda

3/4 through the first book, in a day.

Anyhow:

Sex Story: Fifty Shades of Grey
Tomorrow 10pm on channel 4

'exploring the phenomenon of E.L James' erotic novel, the UKs fastest selling paperback of all time'.

Read all 3 of them in 5 days (saddo or quick reader? read them and let me know!) They're not Shakespere but don't don't claim to be either. More of them I think

This books only the fastest selling uk novel of all time due to the Internet and mobile phones.

As far as I'm concerned the original fastest seller should still hold the title, this book has been hyped up.

When I was in the Navy we used call these books Egyption AFO's (Admiraly Fleet Orders). The spelling and English wasn't too clever e.g. "Stob, stob she cremmed as he fugged her on the soda." One of my favourites.