Are you going on Holiday?
Where you off to anywhere Nice?

Im off to Tunisia with the other 1/2 in August - should be, erm, warm.....

nowhere as always, as festival promoters are likely to rob all my cash as with every year hehe

Im off to Amsterdam at the end of May. Before you all think "aye aye" lmao, im actually going because I will be travelling to Arnhem on the 31st May to see Tiesto live in concert. But i decided I may as well take a holiday as part of it instead of just going to the concert, so I will be spending 3 days in Amsterdam first and then 2 days in Arnhem.

If your going to see Tiesto, you may as well get laid and wrecked while your there

Aye lmao

goin exeter for a long weekend in june, then nowhere else cos of baby comin in august, but hopefully florida again next year house huntin ! whoop whoop !!

not going any were this year baby due this saturday so holidays out the window for this year atleast. but hey am goingto be a daddy so dont care about holidays

going 2 turky in september an newcastle on a road trip with me mate

absoloutely nowhere cas I have no money, no friends, no passport and no car

You got plenty of friends on here lol, and dont worry about ya passport, you can just tell immigration at Liverpool Airport you are Dirk Kuyt and they will let you through if their a Kopite lmao.

Ya prob wont get back to the UK, but maybe thats not such a bad thing given the state of this country haha!

Joe WorGate is nice ?

Wor Gate : The Gate at the bottom of the Garden.

USA : Up Stairs Attic

And yu dont need a passport or a car for those exotic locations.

i dont even have a garden



I have an attic though

Thought you may have said been there lol

I wont be going anywhere either highlight of my summer will be a day out at the oh so clean new Brighton beach if im lucky

Last time Joe had a tan was last year when he was sitting in my backyard, stupid muppet left his socks on and had sock lines lol - glad im moving again, the new house has got a big back yard and everyone down there spends summer on the front lol

oh and dont passports cost like £70 now ?

Their in that region yes, click here for the official fee's.