http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/escort-estate-long-mot-with-towbar/88433320

Open to reasonable offers

Love the ad

Award winning add!

actually i think the ladder rack might be best suited to someone on high rate DLA, its only usually them that can climb ladders!

I'm glad I've given you all a laugh and not offended anyone! Thanks for your kind comments and the car is still for sale. Feel free to link the ad to anyone's FB account!

That's right! I'm giving away a FREE FIESTA with the sale of the Escort estate! I'm really spoiling you this time! No catches, it's true and totally FREE!




Simply buy my Escort estate for a reasonable amount and I'll include volume 45, no 10 of the top selling jazzmag FIESTA. It features all your favourites including their famous readers wives and raunchy readers stories and this month there's a celabration of 45 years of Fiesta! Beat that Ford!

Pay the full asking price of £350 and I'll even buy the mag from a newsagent of YOUR CHOICE! Including the one near your house with the fit girl behind the counter guaranteeing me MAXIMUM HUMILIATION!

Drop me a PM for any info or to arrange a viewing (of the car, not the mag).

Can I interest you in a test drive Willo?

unless you want to swap for a fiat punto, am skint or i would have it, the car that is not the mag lol

infact just noticed the engine size, i could not afford the insurance,

you obviously haven't been in the paper shops in New Ferry! I'm oot!