I found my chicken my neighbour had it,he thought it just wondered into his garden he said he didn't know i had chickens,but the are noisy and i have a coup in my garden...stupid

Thats good news Markw,good job you found it in time. they could have had a Sunday Roast.

Pmsl! I honestly thought your "where's my chicken" thread was a joke, ha ha.

Glad you've found it.

maybe you should get your chicken a passport if it keeps strayin lol

glad its back tho

i was pmsl i thought also it was a joke also thought the comment the coo clux clan was hysterical nice one

"My Chicken was robbed Last night?? anyone here anything?"

I honestly thought that if it wasnt a joke it was going to turn out to be that someone had done a snatch and run with your Kentucky bucket!! Glad your feathered friend is back.

delighted you found it mark as i thought it had just clucked off. max

looks like the old sayings wrong after all................DO count your chickens after all heehee

we could run and run with this one laura. max

lol good one ,or maybe it was sick of being cooped up haha

im eggstatic he got his chicken back though

are you really or are you only yoking haha

the great EGGscape lolol

iam out, your too good, cant think any more, iam off to bed. night max

i wonder if hes seen chicken run lol

pmsl

he said he was boiling in the coop hhaha

i bet when i got lost he felt a right silly plucker lol

bet he did and i would never yoke about such an eggstremely serious matter kelv!!

lol hey maybe it went on a hen night haha

oh stop i cant stop laughing hahaha

maybe it was on the pull i can imagine it skippin down the road singin i feel like chicken tonight like chicken tonight lolol

fuffing up his little spicy chicken wings hahaha

i wonder if it got stuffed lolol

oh im starving now where does he live again ??

when he found it it wasent moving he thought it was in a korma lolol

mmm it will if it wonders off again and i find it muhahaha

lmaooooooooooooo

maybe he was looking for his cousin bernard mathews

sounds like hes a bit cracked to me haha

well i think the owner should buy it a mobile so if it goes missin again it can give him a wing

why did the chicken cross the road

to get its own thread on wiki wirral haha

Who's Chicken do I have in my 'bargain bucket'? Was nice though!!!

glad you found your chicken felt a little guilty in k f c last night

hahaha

its plucking good george has returned! I thought he didnt have a leg to stand on, but on a wing and a prayer he,s safe, CLUCKING hell his feather friends said we thought your arse was a goner!.Bucket up your ideas before its to late or you will end up dead as a dodo!.

bet that took ages lol, a real feather in ur cap!

it did bit

hahaha its better than i could do

have you thought of keeping fish. They will be less likely to do a runner on you.

Well that's eggcellent news indeed Markw, as chickens are female do you think it resents being called George, maybe like in the song "A boy called Sue" it had gone to find his Dad to duff him up for naming him George?

pmsl cant believe how famous george has been on ere maybe his owner should call him georgie fame

they just keep coming kelvis, you have enjoyed runaway george. we all have enjoyed it actully, something light hearted for a change. max

your righ mate its been fun and george is safe long live king george lol

he might be SHELLshocked

i hope poor old george doesnt see your user name lol

you can still put FISH under the GRILL.....and have them with CHIPS....yum yum..STOP press!..A CHICKEN HAD FIGHT WITH A FISH in moreton last night a police spokesperson said a fish got battered ....

better not count all your eggs in one basket

how long can this go on for?its EGGsapertating heehee

this forum needs to be locked hahahaha

this chicken is legend. a Mcdonalds chicken legend

that was pretty good though!

If it was still missing would you have foned the old BEAK?
Would have thurt you were PULLETing his (chicken) leg.
would have been on a WING and a prayer with that one!
They would have had your guts (and giblets) for garters!
Oh well, alls finger lickin good on this one!!

Does KFC stand for KANT FIND CHICKEN????
(let me off with the spelling error please!!)

maybe its time to put george to bed'maybe its time to cut off his head' maybe with an axe' maybe with a machette' maybe we could have him with some spaghetti'but no wait lets not kill george' think of all the freindships he's managed to forge long live george

here here, hoorah for king george of the wiki. max

my little lad is called george, hes finding this rather funny, except dilly's comments haha, your in trouble!

sorry DaveH did not mean to offend'but we all know george is a chicken leg end.

when i REstart my "wikiwood town" and "wikiville" train layout im having a chicken on it named GEORGINA..cluck cluck for now..

omg i been out all night ive had a few but still pmsl over poor george but hey he must feel pissed of allday cooped up poor old chicken george

he wasnt to impressed with that one hahaha

Lot of peeps put their beak in on this one then.

poor george, id tell them all to cluck off