42 yr old guy. house trained. clean and tidy. tattooed and int rock/metal. apply within!

What are you asking ???

im givin myself away lol

you are looking for a woman then?

Sounds like me but I'm 41 lol ... Good post .. better than most I've seen today !! Hope you get a ton of replies \m/ >.< \m/ METAAAAAAAAL

Maybe you should both go to the townhouse one night.

yeah im lookin for a woman s if theres any single ones here give me a shout lol

Any luck ?? I bought a fleshlight from Scandals as I can't get any sexytime

Fleshlight ? I have to admit my curiosity made me google it. Gary I am shocked, I was expecting some kind of torch.

Haha I had to get one as I'm such a loser , Quite good but a little pricey .. wasn't going to get a secondhand one lol

Gary,I don't think you have done yourself any favours revealing that snippet old son.

I'm an honest person , not fussed if women don't approve of my thoughts, they'll always find something to dislike whatever I say or do !!!

Your honesty is commendable Gary, but you do seem to be hardwired into a victim mindset which makes me wonder if you have ever considered counselling of some sort , I know some people find this very helpful. But I don't think that telling the world that you use sex aids to masturbate will make you appear particularly attractive to any prospective partners.

Hi Simonh, sorry your original post has gone so far off topic.

Hi Gary, what's with the name change,Don't you love your cat anymore ?

I must say Gary i have to agree with Ludwigvan,if you are looking for love, telling everyone about your very personal habits will not go down well with females, especially decent ones. But i wish you well.

Sunny last week Gary was asking about a gay sauna so maybe it's not a female he is after.

Gary are looking looking for male or female or either?

You don't really need to look that deeply into my life or give me advice on how to spend it .. and like I previously stated ... I'm not bothered what people think , women will always find something to dislike ... not sure how that's "a victim mindset" but hey !!

Thought CatLover sounded a bit geeky ... lol "fromWirral" sounds much more erm "normal"

Genuinely my days of caring what people like or dislike or think of me are gone , If people like me that's fine , if people don't like me that's fine too !!! All men please themselves if you know what I mean , I didn't think it was that big a deal .. but apparantly it was :oO

It's all harmless fun Gary. Hope you have a good hiding place though when you're with your pocket friend

There are more female sex toys sold than male ones, equal rights I say - burn your jockstrap .... ouch!

that has to tell you something D.D. haha

Girls go on about their rabbits ... I get told I have a victim mindset,could try counselling and women won't find me attractive because I own a fleshlight !!! Crazy world !!! Sounds like a good name for a band " Burnt Jockstrap " haha

Yep, men have stronger wrists than women

Dilly please remove yourself from this thread, as I think it will be all too much for you and keep your curiosity to yourself. Xx

Shit I've been spotted Sorry my love xx

Bonnie and Clyde are back !




Poor Simonh, your post has been hijacked. Not sure I wish to 'apply within', but grannies are a pretty good bet, and I have some friends too.

That,s very funny Granny, made me laugh!

Is this granny suggesting a "granny gangbang" ?????

Be careful what you suggest granny. Lots of love bonnie xx

Well, he's either been frightened off, or got fed up waiting for the ideal offer The offer expires at midnight.

You would be of no use to him Granny, you won't fit in his pocket Clyde

Grannies' comment was to Simon ... and the fleshlight certainly doesn't fit in a pocket ... It's huge !!! posted at 23:54 just incase it wasn't to Simon hahaha

If the fleshlight is huge what are you trying to say your hunglike a donkey

You can cook small sausages in a large pan but large sausages won't fit in a small pan. Does owning a large pan imply you have large sausages in the fridge? :-)

Haven't got a ruler .. or a gf ( the same thing ) haha ... Pretty sure it's huge though eeeyorre eeyorre lolol

Gary does your fleshlight ever say not tonight I've got a headache

Have you a 'Launch Pad' accessory? lol

Hahaha No thankfully it doesn't !! I'm sure the technology will evolve to make it do that one day though !!

It already exists!!! Just googled. All manner of accessories available to buy.

No way .... was 75 quid just for the basic one !! Would be scared of getting an electric shock .. or a powercut might be catastrophic ... Imagine going to A+E with that stuck on my dingdong hahahahaha

Gary are these handed or universal ?

You must have some hairless moments with that

I haven't got a clue what you mean .. if you meant the add-ons, I haven't and wouldn't buy any of the add-ons !

lol

Do they do a universal one or would I need to go for a fitting if I wanted one ?

Silly question .. Can't help but wonder why you're so interested ..you seem to be paying my pleasure seeking activities a little bit too much interest for comfort considering you are in a relationship with Lynne !!

But I'm sure you're just taking the mickey hey?!

Just go to an ADULT superstore like Scandals or Anne Summers and I'm sure all of your questions will be answered by the sales assistants

Well Gary I have been thinking that should I decide to invest in one of these I will call it Martini, anytime, any place anywhere.
what do you call yours by the way, eveready by any chance ?

Dilly, your worrying me?

I'm lonely x

No.....Martini, thought it would have been better than that.

Ok sorry I will rename it to Lynne xxx

Brian......this is another thread your to get off



Now!!!!!!

Gone:)

do as your told boy the boss has spoken

She rules with a rod of iron not seen Gary on today, hope he hasn't taken offence. Keep your pecker up Gary

Yes workinclass, you'd know all about that. Now better get back to your dishes.

I have Henry to do the hoovering and Doris to do the dishes and no iam not posh

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWM_7En3VkI

Filmed on the Wirral .... for all those non-dateables

Fool!!!!!!!!!

are you the bt man gary?

love it.

what do you say gary??

No Sunny he is an RF man, and you can work that one out for yourselves

I'm neither the BT man /engineer Bob or an RF man ... I'm a hu man ... gary hu man !!!! And crack is whack especially if it's an unwaxed one .. Sabrina Kamoei on the other hand daaaaamn fine ass in my opinion !!!

Never heard of her Gary, is she made of rubber too ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBboWaFYos8

No

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What a load of Boll@ks Sunny

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/birkenhead-man-sexually-assaulted-woman-9649227

Bloody ell. I`m glad I didn`t apply!

Gotta be the same guy !!! Simonh , Same age , area , tattoos and interested in motorbikes !!! Shocking , he'll be in the pervo section in prison now

My daughter lives in that road,wasn't her involved in that though