"This destructive kitty has been trained as a proud warrior and will fiercely defend your house, even against you. Has a very soft and furry belly, like a teddy bear - however he will bite your face if you try to touch it. For the love of God, someone please take this thing out of my house."

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Well, there's a pet advert that's different !!

Am sure it will appeal to those on the dark side

Should give the moggy to a banker or politician. Mindyou, what has Tiddles done to deserve that?

Perhaps he just needs his knackers knicking?

This is incredible.

Aww poor little kitty!! One of my cats was a bit like that when it was a kitten. Was much better after being spayed. Could it maybe be jealous of another animal in your house?

the owner by the sounds of it...

Probs better out the house by the sounds of it

Haha brilliant !!!... Made me LOL
Good Luck in getting it rehomed !!

I'd agree with that.... except, I can't get in.

How old is this cat and how long have you had 'it'?

please could i take him off ur hands my name is danielle an u can e mail me on [email protected] x

Aw thats a shame give it a chance.
have you had it done?they usually calm down then.
i had a half tame and half wild ginger tabby,he would turn on folks for no reason.
But had a good an affectionate side to his nature.

probally will appeal to those!!

"Hmmmm....Tabby from dark side say you??
Jeddi trained Yoda beleive.....Powerful is this one....Dark Lords beast!!"

Ha! Ha! Love it, class this.