Boy Racer Mark 2 kit - 17th Sep 2011 12:24pm
The smell of burning rubber, the sound of bass filled dance music, the physics defying revving of a tiny, 12 year old, in-line 4: it could only be a boy racer. Complete with argyle socks and a special illiteracy for road signs you are part of that special breed of drivers we all, well, hate.
Since your days riding your tricycle around, making tyre squeeling and engine noises you've so desperately wanted to drive. For your 17th birthday all you wanted was lessons and from that first tentative trip around the block in your instructor's car you knew that driving would be you life.
Unfortunately, your car isn't quite the machine you dreamt of, and you're nowhere near the driver you think you are, as going fast in a straight line is easy, so anyone can do it.
But, here's to you, as there aren't many people immerse themselves so readily in their hopes and dreams as you guys do.
Ideal if your stereo's worth more than your car.
Kit Contains:
Chrome gear knob - instantly doubles the value of your car.
'Back Off' waving hand - the road belongs to you, make sure everyone knows it by displaying this item prominently on your parcel shelf.
'Back Off' sticker - show your affiliation to the boy racing crew by sticking this on the back of your car.
CD of fast car sound effects.
'Back Off' key ring.
Since your days riding your tricycle around, making tyre squeeling and engine noises you've so desperately wanted to drive. For your 17th birthday all you wanted was lessons and from that first tentative trip around the block in your instructor's car you knew that driving would be you life.
Unfortunately, your car isn't quite the machine you dreamt of, and you're nowhere near the driver you think you are, as going fast in a straight line is easy, so anyone can do it.
But, here's to you, as there aren't many people immerse themselves so readily in their hopes and dreams as you guys do.
Ideal if your stereo's worth more than your car.
Kit Contains:
Chrome gear knob - instantly doubles the value of your car.
'Back Off' waving hand - the road belongs to you, make sure everyone knows it by displaying this item prominently on your parcel shelf.
'Back Off' sticker - show your affiliation to the boy racing crew by sticking this on the back of your car.
CD of fast car sound effects.
'Back Off' key ring.