mine is, when i was when i was only bout 3, i was playing on my mum and dads furniture, and i lost my balance, falling forward. i then ended up with my head stuck down the side of the sofa with my legs waving in the air.... my mum and dad couldnt help me get out for laughing at me.........

When i was 10 years of age i was up at Bidston Hill and some girl lost her ball me being the big macho man i was at 10 i climbed the tree but the branch snapped and i fell with the other branch between my legs and believe you me i danced like a little girl when my dad got me down but the horrible thing was everyone who was watching me climb the tree to get the ball burst into histerics