Was in ASDA Bromborough around 6pm and overheard this couple talking about selling on paninis they just picked up at the clearance fridge, their trolley had at least a dozen such items. The male was dark-haired, bearded, mid 40's and obese, the female (wife?), slimmer, dyed-blonde and about 6-8 inches shorter. As I eat most of my meals in cafes, etc, and haven't come across them, can anyone give me any clue where their establishment is, or alternatively, give me other places to eat to avoid

A fat cafe owner, that doesn't narrow it down much

I know who it sounds like to me, but there are so many cafes within a five mile radius of the Bromborough store it could just as easily be one I don't know or even a mobile one.