What can i do to cook frozen chips to make them taste like roasties?
Got beef+ yorkshires, fresh veg etc but no fookin spuds! I wanna cook 'raw potato product' as a substitute-my lot wont notice once the gravys on!!

How many roasties do you need Rude??

Not so much a need, more of a preference....

bring a garden fork tomorrow

Oh just give em the chips, it's only once after all. Please don't stick em in the oven tho-frozen chips turn into gum lacerating weapons unless you deep fry them-just call them mini roasites in a streamlined stylee

Do you grow your own kimpri1?

No, know were to get some tho?

Oi, 'op it off moy plot