I hate sprouts and its not that i care but it can't help the global warming situation releasing all those gases in to the atmosphere. I refuse to eat them, not only do i not like them, i don't want to stink, I would rather be a Talcum Malcolm and smell nice.
Kezzbag: With regard to your current location - does the void smell of sprouts? And could you blame a cyberman or a dalek, as they have no visible 'exhaust'?
try them with some crushed walnuts sprinkled in, give a nice crunch. Find cabbage bland? Grate in some orange zest and mix it round, works good on white cabbage as well.