I usually have some toast. Tonite im a-fancying findus 4 cheese pancakes wiv a blob of red sauce.

god im starvin.... hhhmmm what to eat?!

LOL you got ya appetite back then!

Yup!! However my munchies are in direct conflict with that other chronic disorder i have -lazyitis!

I've just had Ben & Jerries ice cream and a WHOLE packet of wafers - yum yum

Öooh! Lov-er-ly! Yumyum

WOW RUDES GOT THE MUNCHIES!

Rite now-im going for sweaty corned beef butties! Yum yum . By sweaty i mean 'room temp'. Bit of onion, brown sauce!! Happy days!!!

Mite av a rip-off cornetto for pudna!! Hang fire and see. Embrace the 20 minute rule.

Makes my stick of celery look measly.

Doughnuts for me, Mrs Bert came in with a bakers dozen for a £1, only six to go. The thing is, she doesn't eat them, can't let them go to waste.

She doesn't eat 'em and gets you a bakers dozen. Are you being fattened up for something bert? How big's your oven?

Come to think of it, she did mention insurance policies the other day.

The time to worry is when they start pinching an inch to see if you are oven ready.

Tonight, im feeling summat sweet. Sooo its FROZEN cheesecake with no microwave defrost instruction OR a rip off cornetto type thing from Iceland! Unless plus1 has ate it??

Snide cornetto lol

Im gearing up to see if its still there. It better be!! I put it in a bag of peas so should be ok.

Thats grounds for divorce lol

yes! It was there!!

Stick some peas in it then its 1 of ya 5 a day.

just sent GemCam for chippy chips! Which reminds me that i should be buttering some bread. Yum yum chiPpy chips, cant remember the last time....

Rasperry ripple icecream with a sprinkling of sugar puffs.

lol

Roast beef monster munch

The feet aren't as big as they used to be! its a bit more difficult to bite the toes off one by one.

lol pickled onion

special beef green pepper with rice/small portion chips
from brassey st chippy, yum yum

got em from home bargains a while ago 39p for a huge bag,bought 2 boxes lol

Had chippy beef chow mein for tea does anyone actually get a chippy meal to themselves? They HUGE! Said chow mein did me, thee and the dogs got scraps.

Chippy meal every friday and all mine lol

Wot chippy ya go to? Im relativly close-geographically-to you.

The only thing our dog get off me is a SAD face when i show her my plate and say ALL GONE

poor charlie!

Mr Rude requested a Rude special!! An omellete! Wiv a Rudey twist!

Whats the twist?

felt a bit peckish so i went down to Dino's pizza,

I got, large Donna, 10" cheese tomato pizza, large fries, small fries,cheese garlic fold,

I'm not hungry now all gone yum yum

Oh bleedin hell, joe!! Did the mrs get a look in?
We just had a salmon paste butty each. Lol
u got hollow legs?

I just hope you ate those veges that were on the plate Kimpri.

I eat the lot, leave nowt

good onyer!!!

how come you can eat like that kimpri and be so skinny !
i have to TRY to watch what i eat to not balloon

dont think i could walk after that platefull

I eat like a bird and still need XL clobber, must be the beer that does it.

could be the millet bandy ! fattening that stuff

That was a little snack to what i normally eat
Jabber i eat like a pig never put any lbs on,
were just making tea now
you want to see what i eat for tea? Stay tuned

lol joe mate!

Good grief Joe, have you got worms????
There's not a pick on you.!!!

im in nyc at the mo! Burger n fries and gallon of coke for tea 2nite lol

im not into ronald mc donalds food but it does taste nicer in usa and cheaper lol.

just a big mac meal but its larger portions. Salad lol not in usa.

What substitute?

think summers cooking is burnt no need to smoke! lol only joking. U doin a buffet for wrestling at 1am.

I say don't count the calories or it will put you off your grub. Burn it off is the best way, take a walk round the park.

Watched the first 2 minutes & switched it off. How does it end?

Naked cycling is the way forward I think. Although it's recommended that female participants clip lead weights to their boobies to keep them from flapping around.

Have you seen what happened to Gromits ears when he's on Wallaces motorbike?

Exactly!

I order indian, I order italian, I order chinese.....