Cheese on toast

OR

A fish from the chippy

OR

Walkers sensations- sticky chilli flavour

AND

A chomp, or a freddie bar, for pudna

As it is, i'll make do with a pork pie!!

OR

a bit of chicken

OR
A roastie...or 5, wiv gravy

OR

Spag on toast

OR

Oxtail soup

Cheesy potato slices

OR

Cheese n crackers
OR

Bacon.. In any context wotsoever.

Hmpth! Just the pork pie, then :-€

I would of gone with beans on toast.

Crisp butty!

sounds good to me mate HMM

hobnobs

Just poached egg on brown toast, with salt and pepper....easy!

Bacon, eggs, black pudding, mushrooms, soft white bread made into toast, buttered thickly...and a strong cup of tea.

Hmmmm, greasy fry up

Yush!

Second thoughts... you're probably right! ...

Lobster Thermidor and a nice Chardonnay

Bacon, sausage, fried egg (with a runny yolk that has to be eaten last and intact so I can squish it in my mouth mmmmmm), black pudding, baked beans, plum tomatoes, ulster fry, mushrooms, fried bread and lashings of freshly ground black pepper and brown sauce!! Washed down with a Nato Standard -1

Very pooosh! What is a Thermidor? can you get them in the market?
can you pull their legs as well?

I think a thermidor fights Lobsters in a ring.