Just been informed that a bloke from Birkenhead is under arrest for allegedly breaking in to two cash machines in Sleaford, Lincolnshire. He apparently has previous on this sort of misdemeanour. Having just moved back over here from there I would like it to be known that I didn't send him over there to commit these acts. I don't even know his name yet. I mean to say, Sleaford is just a small back water type of place.
It's a small world isn't it?

Repairs to roof spring to mind.