Man fined after attempted "cock slaping" of police - Wirral-Wikiwirral

Originally Posted by BBCNews

A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.

Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600.

The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen.

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Obviously a formal greeting in Lithuania!

Is he deformed or what? Reminds of my Brother Sylvest.

hahahaha : 0 ))))))))

Does he pass out everytime he goes to a strip joint?

With all the blood draining from his head Stuy?

Possibly didn't need to see that in work. Or at home.

Just be thankful it wasnt in person!

Reminds me of mattesons pork sausage.

Blimey Rude, where do you go for your bangers then?

I wouldn't like to be around when that went off....

I heard he just wanted to see if she liked being coshed with his truncheon

You show me your truncheon and i'll show you mine...

Good job that guy didn't try to clonk the policewoman on the noggin......
He'd be up for murder!

What does slaping mean?

Originally Posted by ludwigvan

What does slaping mean?

A slap with a cock, rather than a slapping with a hand.

Hence the....
"I'm going to stick this up your arse!"

"Thank God for that, I though you was going to hit me with it."

Originally Posted by BandyCoot

Is he deformed or what? Reminds of my Brother Sylvest.

Did he have a whole row of medals on his chest?

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