One in ten British men have admitted using their partner's make-up, a survey claimed.
A growing number of males admit to secretly dipping into the make-up bag owned by their female partner to help make them look beautiful.
Tweezers were the most popular item that men borrowed, followed closely by moisturiser while almost almost a third questioned admit to using at least three of their partners' beauty products or gadgets.
Anyone gonna admit to this
..Ill hold my hand up to using a nail file
As long as it's not my lippy I don't care. Talk about trying to turn a sows ear into a silk purse :S
I used the wife's hoover once in my van.
To clean, what else can you use a hoover for?
I just made the wrong assumption due to you having to use it in the van
Can you explain the assumption please Stu.
Dont go all innocent now Bert
You really need to explain your assumption for the sake of others who read this thread, please do so.
Ohh, gotcha.
I assumed you where sitting in your van, using the hoover as a method of artificially getting your dick sucked
....to honest and graphic? Im sure Im not the only person who made the assumption
Is that why my moisturiser has run out already and the top of my red lipstick is all knackered?
Yeah, Berts been nicking it
Wouldn't the spinning brushes hurt?
....to honest and graphic? Im sure Im not the only person who made the assumption
When you assume you make an
ass of
u and
me.
Or in this case, bert's the ass.
Wouldn't the spinning brushes hurt?
Only if your doing an 'upright'
I like to be upright and standing.
Youd have a job getting to the end with the spinning brushes in that position
...how has this gone so wrongly off topic
Come as a bit of a blow that we did.
The Dyson's spinning brushes only work when it is flat on the ground, so bert, you'd have to assume the lying down position for that one...
You started the topic, therefore it is bound to go horribly wrong...
Please forgive me, I'll say no more.
By the way the brushes work in any position.
I'm just thinking what happens when you vacuum over the end of a tassled rug. It all gets caught in the brushes and you have to hold it off with your foot...
Plays havoc with the little watch springs.
Maybe we should get Mrs Bert to check the hoover
Can imagine the conversation....
Mrs Bert: "Bert the hoover seems to be full of watch springs, what's that all about?"
Bert: "Nothing dearest, I've just finished my horology course and it was the final exam and the class dropped the watches all over the van floor, nothing to worry about dearest."
Didn't
Dr Crippen collect watch springs too?
I think they just found a load in his shreddies because he hadn't changed them since the trip began.
That'll teach me to add this to my watched topics, got back to 48 emails and none of em relevent!
Sorry Bobi - it went a bit turbo in here
Dont see anything wrong with a bit of moisteriser aka 'aftershave balm' but draw the line at guyliner + lippy
I admit to using moisturiser. My ex got me into the habit because after working on a big dusty manly site all day often exposed to the elements your face gets really dry by the time you get home. Then you drag a razor all over it. Thats my excuse anyway.
Good for you kev! Why not? The ex is right
Doesn't bother me either way - I have a thing for Marilyn Manson amongst others and he wears it. If a man is comfortable in his own skin then who cares.
Use P45
some how i dont think he wil look right rubbing paper into his skin lol!!
or is it the P45 hair loss cream..
E45
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