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YTF did they need a parade? Poor effing baby looks so pissed off! I understand its cries and all its saying is 'I wanna see my lawyer - I cannot be related to 'fat-tongue' Oliver!!!'

When he's on those adverts, all I'm thinking (apart from what a c*nt he is) is 'put your frigging tongue back in your stupid fat mouth', it's literally sitting on his bottom lip.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2007/aug/04/broadcasting.tvandradio

have you all taken any notice of the names he has given his children, god help them when they get to be teanagers {come here petal]

Enjoy!

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"I'm going whack my old man ... right up his alley ... wooooh"

'Get ya peeler..'