Somerfield Stabbing

I've never liked Somerfield!

Its a bit scary that someone can just come up to you unprovoked and stab you in the sweets aisle.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

whys that funny,what would u have used ? what would u have done ?

If you had to think about it, you'd be better ramming the attacker with a trolley. If you had to think about it...

how sad yet another unprovoked attack. whats the world come to and too think we bring chldren into this type of life.

jonah, the voice of fooking reason, i found the way they worded it for the report funny, not the attack, not what they threw etc, just the way they worded it.. meh

at least the battered cans of beans would have been sold cheaper, hooray the economy!

people will do anything for cheaper food since the credit crunch!

yea, i stabbed some girl in somerfield loads of times but all i got was this bloody t-shirt

no cheap tins of beans then?!

was waiting for someone to tell me my comment was below the belt there.... just neck and chest according to the reports

well it wont be me! im always coming out with comments that are below the belt!

lol if it amuses me i dont really care wot the rest think

all these supermarket puns, well aisle be damned!

i wondered how long TILL you mentioned something!

u want to checkout the story! the guy must have been off his trolley

I know, CHECKOUT the bad gags!

doh!

lol too slow? goto a diff cashier

I knew I should have scanned the posts before replying!

right, am away to ddrink a btlle of vino blanco with me haribos haha, TILL next time!

it would be easier to reply if i wasnt so trollied!

mike if stupid pun/gags are involved, it asda be you at the centre of it doesnt it?