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Predicted in Darling's Budget

apparently i should be 250 quid a year better off?....yeah right...

Hows that? Did the calculation take into account the fact that you drive a diesel and it keeps going up and up and fookin up!!!

nope..it didnt take into account increase in car tax or fuel duty..just that income tax and NI contributions are coming down..a little..hence the 250 quid a year!...what a load of crap!

Yeah and there gonna make double that out of you in extra taxes and rising inflation etc...

Tis a right bummer init

oh yes....

When does the fuel tax come into force? 1st of April?

Oh just noticed, October 2008! They will have an extra 2p tax via the VAT renvenue by then anyway, so they may as well say thats a 4p increase lol!

And its official... the government are now charging you to fart:


Cheeky gits!

will be charging you to breathe soon...mind you theres a fair few oxygen wasters out there....lol

Well the government accounts for the majority of them, so get rid of them and there is one problem solved, if only they could see the light!!

come into the light......

which light, the blue one?

oh yes!..the strobing one!

not the bright white perving light then lol.

Think of it like this.. Wages (woohoo) no! watch.....

Wages in the bank before that..
Income Tax
NI Contribution

then

Rent or Mortgage
Gas, Electricity, Water, TV License, Telephone, Internet, TV(either sky or virgin or topup) + VAT << yet another tax..
Ohh Council tax as well SEE another frigging tax..

Luxerys (this is an example)
New TV + VAT
Grocerys + VAT

(if you have a Car)
Road Tax
Petrol Tax
(in london and other places)
congestion charge (yet another tax)

So basically what the hell am i going on about ???

YOU GET TAXED ON EVERYTHING the goverment is taking so much money off us you dont realise it.. So basically is the money you have yours ?????? NOPE

ITS THE GOVERMENTS...

They dont tax sex yet though

LOL

Priorities priorities

our cars dont actually have alley lights..only area ones do...lol

gutted no perving for you then lol... you probably have night vision or summit instead mind!!