Liverpools unprepared for an alien encounter

This has made me giggle this morning

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there were plenty of aliens at the festival yesterday and they were right, Liverpool was unprepared for them. It's hard to believe that some of them are from this planet, more than likely Zog.

Originally Posted by BandyCoot

there were plenty of aliens at the festival yesterday and they were right, Liverpool was unprepared for them. It's hard to believe that some of them are from this planet, more than likely Zog.

Not an alien invasion they need to worry about being ready for, what about being ready for a Zombie attack.

Originally Posted by Silverback

Not an alien invasion they need to worry about being ready for, what about being ready for a Zombie attack.

my dd informed me just the other day, shes fully prepared for a zombie invasion due to the amount of hours shes clocked on Left for Dead...so we're fully prepared

thats pathetic lol, anyway if the do come to liverpool they got the royal marines down the road to deal with, i feel safe lol

Could they afford the parking?

Originally Posted by yewgarth

Could they afford the parking?

well they certainly couldn't down New Brighton at the private parking places! [Linked Image]

As with every immigrant though, they will be given a house, free medical care, money and everything they need really

Originally Posted by StuyMac

As with every immigrant though, they will be given a house, free medical care, money and everything they need really

Y'know what really bothers me about the perception that immigrants are handed everything on a platter? The FACT that asylum seekers are officially not allowed to work. Which imbecile in government decided on that particular rule?

probably some nutter with the idea of keeping jobs for Brits and wanting to discourage them from coming here and getting handouts.

Anybody with the intelligence to get here, won't be stopping over.