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crufts with fake tan.

funny mate

errrm couldn't errrm agree errrm more like

Some people really could do with some REAL friends that would say "you really shouldn't go out looking like that". So glad I'm not into fashion

well i think ladies day is feckin tops!

I just don't understand Tango-skin.

I mean, who are they emulating?

the simpsons after an exotic holiday?

Rusty old Bangers

I think its more than just their bangers that are orange bert - its everywhere. i think they stand in a special cubicle and get sprayed.

the one and only time i attempted st tropez i looked like an alien - never again!!

Umpa lumpa?

I can remember Tanfantastic = orange fingers

I kid you not - I saw an umpa-lumpa or three in Liverpool the other day - and they were wearing school uniform and had very tatty hair. I should have taken a photo - no one will believe me now....or will they?

Yes because I have seen this strange phenomenon myself!! It's just wrong!

to keep using the term Ladies day for the client tell that seem to parade themselves at this event, is stretching the name Ladies well beyond the true meaning of the word

curlers - there's another weirdity of Liverpool lasses

agree with pj when i see them i think ! another house with no mirrors

when we go tunneling next sunday miss g i must remember to scrub my fake bake off and not forget to take out my rollers, lol only joking thank god

i'm not against fake tan per se - its when you look like your liver has stopped working properly that I think that joke's not funny any more

but how can they not know what they lool like

Just make sure you take your pyjamas off and don't wear Ugg Boots

yeah - make sure you are completely de-contaminated!

IKEA have something to help with decontamination - a Krabb Mirror

Yes - rememebr to put it on the floor

Then jump and stamp

Repeat

Then find a quiet corner to stand in

Wes Brown's Daughters?

well fake tan scrubbed off ,rollers out but god girls can any 57 year old woman live a full life after not being able to wear her pj,s (no offence jay) lol and uggs to go shopping and meet wikki mates ideal for tunneling gear ive heard

IF anything Marilyn, your life will be fuller for it!!

mrs plums @ the races!

I hope for your sake MrsPlums has a good sense of humour or you may find pain in your plums

Oiiiii loiiiiiiikessss 'em BIIIIIIIIIIG!!!!!

roflmao

As much as i love Mrs plums....... I can't get these two out of my mind!

The one on the left looks like she is about to blow chunks

I think she's just realised that it's not warm lager she's been drinking out of that glass!

Maybe she did get some use out of the hideous handbag in the end then

I've found another beauty to steal my heart

Scary Mary from Phones 4 U

more classy girls........

Dont understand "Ladies" Day if Im honest...Loads of bired from my old schoool went...but I gurantee if you asked them how many hands high horse wa....theyd not have a clue!!!!!!!!!!!



Whats the point in it??

MONEY Craig!! And a chance for the "WAG wannabe's" to get their horrible orange faces on tv.

Lady in blue - I've never seen a 'muffin top' that high on a lady...

You should have got her number!

you didn't know what a muffin top was? i feel better now its usually me that doesn't get the colloquialisms - I've been educated considerably since joining this den of iniquity!

no the only muffins i know are ones that have butter on them and the other was muffin the mule and please dont anyone say its not a sexual offence i know in fact ive just broke into song !!!!here comes muffin muffin the mule anyone know any more words

don't forget the blueberry variety as well

Muffin the Mule
Here comes Muffin, Muffin the Mule.
Dear old Muffin, playing the fool.
Here comes Muffin, everybody sing.
Here comes Muffin the Mule

well how about that dava are you singing along lol