Someones just jumped off the top of me flats... right below me just a pool of blood n scaterred brains everywhere

Fook n before anyone asks nah i aint gettin a photo its sick

RIP whoever it is, an abulane just turned up, but they aint gonna be needed, hes twatted two sat dishes and the steel railin on the way down, and probably sum balconies, think he hit mine!

Shit !!
Was it a suicide or accident ?

Male or Female

Holy crap - is it worse than the one over at the other flats?
What floor do you think they came off?

Suicide I rekon, didnt hear no arguin or nout, just a load of almighty thuds as he twatted the balconys then a hurrendous bang.

Took two Sky dishs with him, good job it wasnt on the side of my sat dish lol, rather decent of him to consider that lol.

Male I think.

Higher then my floor, dunno if its worse then the other one laast year cos I didnt go over n have a look, this ones right below me lol.

Get a picture it will make the globe
Doesn't have to be a close up.

Or it may help someone make a claim for a new dish .

Just taken a quick snap of the crime scene, well not the actual body, just the cars etc

Have they put any chalk around the body like
in naked gun 33/3 ?

How old do you think it is the Jumper?

Lo, i dont think they will, its a pool of blood about 2 metres wide, they are getting towels to cover him up i think

Awwww go on get a picture < nudge > < nudge >

Were all dying to see well me.

Put it in spoiler tags mate

haha glad you said it mark,

get loads of pics then

If i had me car I would be on my way up there

Matty its not sick its called "Reporting"

No chance now can only see the pool of blood the body is covered lol.

I aint a reporter hehe, I reported the incident and havd a photo up within seconds, bet other news websites dnt have till tomoz

Another u heard it at Wiki first!!

Another wiki WTF lol

You reckon its a shovel or a stretcher ?

Just went for a snoop to find out what floor he jumped off n the place is crawlin with bacon, it deffo wasnt the 9th though cos i managed to av a gauge before the plod caught me on the 10th, so its above that.

haha.

Behave your making me laugh and also the use of the word bacon, and as LT told us are there any "spam" about ?

A real reporter lol

Doubt they would call in spam on this one. The cavelry has arrived now though, the old CID and fornesics/scientific support lol.

haha you sicko, you didnt have to get that close.

hmmm mattys been gone for a few mins, wonder what he is really doing?.

Do you think they will guess what happened ?

Hhehehehe everyone pissin themselves, all the peeps in the flats and bystandaers

The plods tent keeps blowing away

Get a pic of the Tent blowing away then lol

i mean pics

Matty never mentioned a jumping pig lol

The thing im finding funny, is someone jumps off the flats, but this isnt known for certain as yet, but when the plod turn up they just been letting people go from the flats willy nilly - i would of thought they would have least been questiong people, getting names and addresses and reasons for being there etc just incase it turns out it wasnt suicide...

They all still there ?
Is there still a crowd?
Has the tent blown away?

Yeh im thinking if it was a suicide then why hit the balconies on the way down and a couple of sky dishes.

As they would have jumped OUT if it was there choice !

Could have been pushed, or accident ?

Been watching Murder she wrote lol

if u were pushed u would also fall out away from the building lol - i like this thread, it's sick

Mr Budding Reporter Any more news?

Was going to ask about this, had no idea the thread would be this long!!

I called round with the other 1/2 to her Nans last night (She lives over the road) and we saw the 9 or so police cars etc and a covered body right by the entrance to the flats.

Im sure there will be more about it in the local rags...

Pretty gruesome way to go, especially when you think he caught railings and sky dishes on the way down

lol you guys seam to get worse every day lol

well given the fact the guy caused some damage on the way down we can rule it free-falling

What I really wanna know is who will be liable for the replacement of the sky dishes, the council or the tenants lol.

Oh it looks like he also hit an ariel on the way down as theres one hanging off its strut thing on about the 3rd floor.

And there is still bits left on the wall where the fire brigade havent cleaned off, it looks like brains but i dunno lol.

no pics? LOL - we'll help figure out wot it is

http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/display.var.1602391.0.man_dies_after_fall_from_flats.php

When they say There are no suspicious circumstances... that rules out murder , but does that mean he fell accidentally, or can it also mean suicide?

Uusually means suicide or accident I think, its usually suspicious circumstances if police believe someone else was involved I think.

i think ur right. sounds to me like he fell accidentally, unless of course he wanted to make sure his suicide bid was successful by bouncin his head on balconies etc al the way down lol

I guess you'll never know until more detials are released.

Depression can make you do some strange things, as can the effects of drugs...

And drink... personally I rekon it was suicide, almost certainly because of some sort of depression, probably spurred on by drink or drugs or even both.

Spoken to a few peeps today, its not someone who lived in the flats, and if police arnt treating it as supsicious and it doesnt seem like anyone else was involved, it makes sense to be suicide.

Will just have to wait and see though.

One easy way to tell if he was pushed/accident or if it was suicide.....

did you hear him scream? lol

I was going to say that !

If there was no

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

he wasnt pushed.

But if its

"Awooh, Ah, off, f'n sky dish" its a suicide. IMO

lmfao

ur dr mark sloane ur... DIAGNOSIS MURDER !!

think he was heard shoutin.... " ahhhhh foook, forgot the bungee cooooooooooord..."

Place your bets :

Jumped because : Of a woman Dumping him ?

jumped cos : a man dumped him ....

jumped because his blow up doll got a puncture lol

maybe there was too much pressure in the doll, and he jumped onto it, bounced off it and went straight out the window... MYSTERY SOLVED !!!!

dam were good we should join the police lmao

bagsy be starsky, or cagney...

ok but can i be huggy bear lol

Can I be Captain Caveman

lmao now that just worrying lol

Tsk Tsk Have some respect you mad gits, lol

Mark came down before to see his brains on the wall

rafl
Any pics?

did he take some pics?

Hehe I dunno yano

No sorry,
it looked like 2 small pieces of light bone flesh right in the corner just a little eary to know that was where he lay in
a pool of blood.

Wasn't much to see, but shit those flats are high
and it was a one way ticket with out a doubt.

RIP

Went to see what the scene was like earlier on after going to me mates.
Lol, seen the Satallite dish hangin off the wall & the areial crushed and hanging.

Madness!

Lmao yeah tis crazy hehe! No flowers for this guy though, so nobody must be bothered, the guy who jumped last year off on of the other blocks had a fair few flowers left for him at the landing site (lol sounds like it was a scheduled flight )

come on matty, we need more details from our man on the scene. this aint good enough..

what else you want to no a man jumped of the top of some flats ripped some sky dishes off on way down and once he reached the floor went splat

>> Matty thought WTF
who's making a god dam noise.....

OMFG

lol he was going to tell them to shut up

Sarky T**T !

HERE

Seems he was a nutter

Good find, very interesting. But only 27, what a waste of a life.

yeah,so many really ill people would love to have the chance to live.

A sad waste

Well, I guess that rounds that up then.