It's a 13 year old Escort, but I had to check the reg plate to actually confirm this wasn't an actual Escort Cosworth! Lot of work gone into this!!

http://edinburgh.gumtree.com/edinburgh/30/31587730.html

Don't let the wheel trims and five doors and sunstrip put you off.

What?! You think 2500 is a bit too expensive for this beautiful, 13 year old Escort with a spoiler?

Exactly that mate

N-REG WITH 124,900MILES ONLY
NO SERVICE HISTORY.......i mean only 124k..its barely run in and doesnt need a service!
PREVIOUS CAT-D (NOT RECORDED)....it was fixed by my best mates dads brothers uncle....

ALLOYS CAN BE BOUGHT FOR EXTRA £1000 (NOT SHOWN)...betcha they gotta be at leat 20 inch spinners at that price

OTHERWISE WHEEL TRIMS....they really make the car....

1.6 ENGINE OLD 8VALVE MOTOR...8v of throbbing power!

CHEAP INSURANCE & TAX BUT LOOKS LIKE COSWORTH....becuase you know that there fact that it just looks like a cozzie must mean its a cozzie!

fook it...ive just phoned up and cancelled the beemer...I WANT THAT ESCORT!

its the spoiler you see that makes it look like a cozzie..and...and...and...the 8v lump....


hear it roar!!!!!!

Audi mate, it must be so hard to choose between that and the beemer, id hate to be in your position

sorry....i get a little excited every now and then.....its the lack of social contact at the moment...

Hmmm... If only Ford made the Cosworth using the Mark 6...

They missed out on a market killer there.

you know everyday ive been searching for a replacemnt audi...i was obviously just wasting my fkin time...

COZZIE TASTIC!!!!!

That would be perfect for the police interceptors.....

5 doors, to put criminals in....massive 8v engine to keep up with them...and the hard mean looks of the cossie, to prevent anyone from running, cos they know they wont get away.

BECOMING RARE TO FIND THESE COSWORTHS SO £2500 NO OFFERS
OR PART-EX - DEFINATLY NO TEST PILOTS.



hmmm..you know im not sure im really ready to handle this responsibility...even just for a test drive.

for as they say with great power comes great responsibility....

they would be too busy pissing themseleves laughing

Yeah, you got to try and make sure the doors don't come off on the test drive, as the owner might try n bill you for it haha!!

its got to be a wind up hasnt it?

Lol @ 'no test pilots'

I hope thats a piss take ...

the question is....does he really think that he would get 2.5k for it.....no offers?

someone, PLEASE PHONE THAT NUMBER

Its been for sale for 2 weeks now - at that price someone will have snapped it up

i did...wrong number...
obviously a wind up


doh...i wonder if i can still buy the beemer..i was so hooing for such a rare and excellent cozzie (lookalike)

Buy your beemer and stick one of these on the back. Debadge it and youll have the coolest "cozzie" replica around

hell yea..i reckon that spoilers gotta add.....hmmmm...150 bhp to any beast you bolt it onto...what do you reckon?

WTF!!!! there can't be two of them. ............. can the

https://www.wikiwirral.co.uk/forums/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/275901#Post275901

omg they are multiplying.....


is it feeding them after midnight..or when they get wet they multiply?......

Its impossible for anything to breed something so ugly, they are the creation of modern day Frankenstein's - which normally look like this...

I'm biting my tongue SO hard!!!

That's not a spoiler...that's a picnic table!

It's just hideous!!

I've never considered a cossy spoiler on top of a standard MK6 spoiler, it gives me an idea.

Just think of all that EXTRA downforce on the rear it will give you...all the EXTRA cornering ability and EXTRA top speed not to mention EXTRA kudos with car fans....

I mean why just have one..when two will do?

I think that car probably cries itself to sleep at night, wondering, 'Does my bum look big in this?'

makes me feel sick in my mouth