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Posted By: DavidB Horrible chav chariot - 3rd Dec 2008 5:01pm
Airbrushed artwork? - check
18" wheels? - check
Ironing board spoiler? - check
Lexus lights? - check
Tribal graphix? - check
Angel eye headlights? - check
Fibre glass bodykit? - check
Big bore exhaust? - check

Quote
Turns more heads than a Ferrari

People actually take pictures of the car when it’s parked in carparks.


I think that says it all really.


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VAUXHALL-CALIBRA-one-off-paint-no-swap-swop-van-why_W0QQitemZ180309998532QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item180309998532&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2|65%3A7|39%3A1|240%3A1318
Posted By: Tony_1985 Re: Horrible chav chariot - 3rd Dec 2008 5:15pm
Quote
Turns more heads than a Ferrari

People actually take pictures of the car when it’s parked in carparks.



Must be the Barryboys team taking photos


That's just awful
Posted By: MattLFC Re: Horrible chav chariot - 3rd Dec 2008 5:16pm
Awful!!
Posted By: MGCraig Re: Horrible chav chariot - 3rd Dec 2008 5:35pm
Someone trying WAY WAY WAY TOO HARD to be in Maxpower...

Scrap it now !!
Posted By: Davey_Martin Re: Horrible chav chariot - 3rd Dec 2008 5:44pm
blimey, wot a disaster
Posted By: hoseman Re: Horrible chav chariot - 3rd Dec 2008 7:08pm
All i can say that whoever did the artwork.... NICE JOB!!
The rest is a mess, scrap it and hang the panels on the wall!!
Posted By: MattLFC Re: Horrible chav chariot - 3rd Dec 2008 7:09pm
raftl
Posted By: Davey_Martin Re: Horrible chav chariot - 3rd Dec 2008 7:50pm
Originally Posted by eBay
Dear arkaigwull,

is this an example of how NOT to modify? or is it just a joke?

thanks.

- admartin1983


it will be interesting to see the response i get
Posted By: Beemertastic Re: Horrible chav chariot - 3rd Dec 2008 8:14pm
2 ltr..8v of throbbing power...pity it cant go anywhere with all that fookin awful paintwork/fibreglass on it!
Posted By: Davey_Martin Re: Horrible chav chariot - 3rd Dec 2008 8:17pm
if cars wore shellsuits....
Posted By: MGCraig Re: Horrible chav chariot - 3rd Dec 2008 8:34pm
Sorry Guys..bidding has ended.

Hopefully the winning bidder owns a Scrap Yard.
Posted By: Davey_Martin Re: Horrible chav chariot - 3rd Dec 2008 8:38pm
haha
Posted By: Dj_Macca Re: Horrible chav chariot - 3rd Dec 2008 9:12pm
simon cowell voice * pathetic*
Posted By: hyundai Re: Horrible chav chariot - 11th Dec 2008 11:52pm
problems i can see with the car;

its a 1992 model, probably due to die.
over 100k miles on the clock.
the ABS light appears on the dash
The front spoiler and bumper has a few cracks
The paint around the fuel tank filler and rear bumper quarter is faded. (petrol spillage)
The petrol flap which covers the cap is broken, I still have it and can be fixed with a bracket.
Rear parcel shelve has two holes in it
Top plastic cover which is behind the steering wheel is missing

not worth a penny if you ask me. the guy probably spent a fortune on it and it isn't worth it. he'd of been better off buying a better car with the money...
Posted By: StuyMac Re: Horrible chav chariot - 12th Dec 2008 8:44am
Originally Posted by hyundai
problems i can see with the car;



You missed the Vauxhall badge raftl
Posted By: chris bmw M3 Re: Horrible chav chariot - 12th Dec 2008 11:16am
Winning bidder...Stevie Wonder! cool
Posted By: StuyMac Re: Horrible chav chariot - 12th Dec 2008 11:21am
Originally Posted by chris bmw M3
Winning bidder...Stevie Wonder! cool


Even his dog will have trouble finding it if it was parked in the woods raftl
Posted By: Beemertastic Re: Horrible chav chariot - 12th Dec 2008 11:25am
Originally Posted by StuyMac
Originally Posted by chris bmw M3
Winning bidder...Stevie Wonder! cool


Even his dog will have trouble finding it if it was parked in the woods raftl


the dog would have no problem finding it..it would just be cowering under the enrest bush on sight of such a powerful monster....
Posted By: Beemertastic Re: Horrible chav chariot - 12th Dec 2008 11:28am
Ive found the horrible chav chariot barstard son...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=310106927673&ssPageName=MERCOSI_VI_ROSI_PR4_PCN_BIX&refitem=180309998532&itemcount=4&refwidgetloc=closed_view_item&refwidgettype=osi_widget&_trksid=p284.m185&_trkparms=algo%3DSI%26its%3DI%252BIA%26itu%3DIA%252BUCI%26otn%3D4%26ps%3D42
Posted By: chris bmw M3 Re: Horrible chav chariot - 12th Dec 2008 11:31am
You guys are secretly after a Calibra aren't you seeyu
Posted By: StuyMac Re: Horrible chav chariot - 12th Dec 2008 11:32am
HOW DARE YOU!!! somad

....though I belive Mr Tastic is looking for a new motor wink raftl
Posted By: Beemertastic Re: Horrible chav chariot - 12th Dec 2008 11:33am
Originally Posted by chris bmw M3
You guys are secretly after a Calibra aren't you seeyu


i reconsidering the bmw...after seeing such fine workmanship on the green calibra!
Posted By: chris bmw M3 Re: Horrible chav chariot - 12th Dec 2008 11:34am
Go on Stu...much more capable car than a 200sx raftl
Posted By: MGCraig Re: Horrible chav chariot - 12th Dec 2008 11:36am
Im sorry, but Im sick of this.

That car has literally been crashed into Halfords.

If I carry on with selling the Micra, I reckon Ill get more for that than he will wit that heap of shit.
Posted By: Beemertastic Re: Horrible chav chariot - 12th Dec 2008 11:36am
Originally Posted by chris bmw M3
Go on Stu...much more capable car than a 200sx raftl


it would thrash your 200sx just standing still next to it...all that 8v of throbbing power!
Posted By: StuyMac Re: Horrible chav chariot - 12th Dec 2008 11:38am
Originally Posted by chris bmw M3
Go on Stu...much more capable car than a 200sx raftl


Im a sheep - you buy one, Ill buy one - baaahhhhhhh!
Posted By: StuyMac Re: Horrible chav chariot - 12th Dec 2008 11:40am
Originally Posted by StuyMac

Im a sheep


....and if Audi buys one, Ill say that in deepest wales seeyu
Posted By: Beemertastic Re: Horrible chav chariot - 12th Dec 2008 11:41am
Originally Posted by StuyMac
Originally Posted by StuyMac

Im a sheep


....and if Audi buys one, Ill say that in deepest wales seeyu

sorry not ready to handle such power....yet!
Posted By: chris bmw M3 Re: Horrible chav chariot - 12th Dec 2008 11:41am
Does anyone remember the Cavalier that used to drive around this area?? It had an equally hideous camouflage paint-job!!! doh
Posted By: StuyMac Re: Horrible chav chariot - 12th Dec 2008 11:45am
Originally Posted by Auditastic
Originally Posted by StuyMac
Originally Posted by StuyMac

Im a sheep


....and if Audi buys one, Ill say that in deepest wales seeyu

sorry not ready to handle such power....yet!


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Posted By: MissGuided Re: Horrible chav chariot - 12th Dec 2008 7:12pm
Audi - this is the car for you, mate!
Click me if you dare

Anyone care to comment about the mileage?
Posted By: MGCraig Re: Horrible chav chariot - 12th Dec 2008 7:28pm
Thats a superb car. Doesnt half bring back some memories that. First car I remember my dad having was one of them. In red, with one of those weird and pointless black slatted grills on the rear window. Superb, and for the mileage.

Buy It Soon-not-to-be-called-Audi-Tastic
Posted By: hoseman Re: Horrible chav chariot - 12th Dec 2008 7:33pm
I had the 1800 injection, drove it to london 4 times in 1 weekend...! Got over 140 mph out of it, thrashed within an inch of its life! Also had the MK1, 2.0! Mate of mine worked in Vauxhalls at the time and was wellinto his Mantas. Bought everything new thru them, rebuilt his with a 2.2 engine, fast as fook! omg
Posted By: Beemertastic Re: Horrible chav chariot - 12th Dec 2008 7:38pm
Originally Posted by Mi_Craig
Thats a superb car. Doesnt half bring back some memories that. First car I remember my dad having was one of them. In red, with one of those weird and pointless black slatted grills on the rear window. Superb, and for the mileage.

Buy It Soon-not-to-be-called-Audi-Tastic



fook it..thats my dream car..but ive already lost on the bidding...

I see the bastartd green calibra...has a buy it now of 5000.....i mean..who wouldnt want that car with such a fine install in the back for anything less than 5k of the queens finest pound notes...
Posted By: MissGuided Re: Horrible chav chariot - 12th Dec 2008 7:46pm
raftl

Phwoar!

I love what they say at the end of the Ad lol
"AND REMEMBER CAR IS ADDVERTISED ELSEWARE SO DO MISS OUT"
Posted By: MGCraig Re: Horrible chav chariot - 12th Dec 2008 8:16pm
Enough with the old Vauxhalls hahahaha.

They should really have someone look at the spelling before advertising on Ebay.
Posted By: hoseman Re: Horrible chav chariot - 12th Dec 2008 9:03pm
Miss, give me that HC viva 1256cc any day. Beautiful example, wish i had the room for it! THATS a real car, not a Euro box that we all see!! thumbsdown
Bring back the classic cars!! thumbsup
Posted By: chris bmw M3 Re: Horrible chav chariot - 12th Dec 2008 9:52pm
And don't forget..the worlds' fastest-street legal-car is a Vauxhall Victor...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HGE6qfBvvw
Posted By: Beemertastic Re: Horrible chav chariot - 12th Dec 2008 10:20pm
Originally Posted by chris bmw M3
And don't forget..the worlds' fastest-street legal-car is a Vauxhall Victor...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HGE6qfBvvw


nah its actually an orginal silver audi quattro...it was shown on men and motors...
the vauxhall in question couldnt hook up...even tho its street legal....and it DIDNT win...because it wasnt on a proper racetrack...just on a normal bit of tarmac

Posted By: _Ste_ Re: Horrible chav chariot - 13th Dec 2008 12:28am
Lotus Carlton?
Posted By: MattLFC Re: Horrible chav chariot - 13th Dec 2008 1:21am
That Victor is INSANE!! lol.
Posted By: chris bmw M3 Re: Horrible chav chariot - 13th Dec 2008 7:24am
Where is this Audi then?? Got to see it...must be good to beat a car with 2200bhp!!
Posted By: Beemertastic Re: Horrible chav chariot - 13th Dec 2008 10:36am
Originally Posted by chris bmw M3
Where is this Audi then?? Got to see it...must be good to beat a car with 2200bhp!!


it wasnt so much the horsepower...it was the fact the vauxhall couldnt get any traction..its built for super sticky santapod type raceway.
men and motors had a similar drag race...but on a bit of normal tarmac..i remember seeing the red vauxhall...but it came 2nd or 3rd...it just couldnt hook up.
A silver audi quattro that had been well worked over won...and 0-60 was like 2.6 seconds...i remember being very suprised...it was totally down to the fact they were just on normal tarmac.

i was looking on youtube..but couldnt find anything...plus my computer got all sorts of viruses on it...and spent most of last night fixing them..
the search will continue...
Posted By: Beemertastic Re: Horrible chav chariot - 13th Dec 2008 10:39am
quote from audi fans.net




Dialynx Modified Audi to Take Worlds Fastest Car Title?
Date: Thursday, March 27 @ 09:52:47 UTC
Topic: Audi in Motorsport

We Spoke to keith from Dialynx Performance (www.dialynx.co.uk), and we asked him about going for the title of the UK's fastest Accellerating car to 60mph.
He was invited into a UK competition to find the UK's fatest car to 60mph. The criteria was that the car had to be made road legal, and this was done over winter.
Once at the event, other vehicles attempting this feat included 10 "road legal" dragsters, some with around 1500bhp. What didn't help them was their lack of traction. They were not allowed to warm up their tyres (you wouldn't on the road!) The nineteen entrants included various Japanese street machines, a twin engined Mini and even a Nova. There was a strong showing from the Street Legal Drag Racers club.


With only half a second splitting the top five entrants it was a closely fought contest.
Coming out on top was Keith Murray in his short wheel based Audi quattro with a time of 3.07 seconds. (This is not the first time he's achieved quick times- see GTI International and Performance VW Magazine for more details....) Second place went to Sue Jackson in her Corvette which recorded a time of 3.27 seconds followed by Jeff Seddon in his twin engined Golf in 3.3 seconds.
The competition was organised by the the extreme machines show crowd. (www.extrememachinesshow.com) Who are holding their first show at Donington Park over the weekend of August 24 & 25th.
The car is a Dialynx swb special with lots of power, carbon fibre body panels, lightened parts (including engine internals, magnesium wheels, etc.) The engine was running at approximately 620bhp, using last years engine (!)
There is a new engine for this year, which should run at around 700bhp..... (I can imagine Owen frothing at the mouth reading this...)

The time trials were done at a private venue near Derby, but it was all caught on film by the guys and gals from Men & Motors TV programme. (Sky digital) This will be screened on Saturday 3rd, Sunday 4th and Tuesday 6th of May.

As for the evidence that the twin Hyabusa engined "Tiger" holds the record- it doesn't count. It isn't classed as a production car- at least 10 have to be made....
Keith now has to put evidence forward to Guiness with regards the cars' "legality" and eligibility, then the times may be put forward to Guiness for the world record. (He needs to show evidence that Audi produced cars like this)
The car will be at the event at Donington on 23 & 24 August, and the club aims to be there to witness the spectacle....

Links: http://www.dialynx.co.uk
http://www.extrememachinesshow.com

Posted By: Beemertastic Re: Horrible chav chariot - 13th Dec 2008 10:40am
hmm...not sure wether thats worlds fastest street legal..or uk...?

all i know is the audi beat the vauxhall.....

and i laughed my tits off....
Posted By: dave_g Re: Horrible chav chariot - 13th Dec 2008 2:49pm
No personal comments please.
Posted By: Beemertastic Re: Horrible chav chariot - 13th Dec 2008 3:11pm
No personal comments please.
Posted By: chris bmw M3 Re: Horrible chav chariot - 13th Dec 2008 4:47pm
Victor: 0 To 60= 1 second!!
Quarter mile 7.8seconds!! like I said matey...fastest street legal car in the World...lol

I spoke to the guy who built this at the 2007 motorshow and he claimed that on 385/35/18 road tyres he is still getting 0-60 of under 2 seconds and sqm in high 8s thumbsup
Posted By: Tony_1985 Re: Horrible chav chariot - 16th Dec 2008 3:14am
Originally Posted by Mi_Craig
Im sorry, but Im sick of this.

That car has literally been crashed into Halfords.

If I carry on with selling the Micra, I reckon Ill get more for that than he will wit that heap of shit.


I quite agree mate
Posted By: UrbanEx2U Re: Horrible chav chariot - 16th Dec 2008 10:38pm
top car raftl


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