my darling missus thinks our car should be a she but im the only one that drives it so i think it should be a he

As you are the only one that drives it, it's therefore a he.

Mines a he lol

i had this mass debate (leave it!) with the missus. before i was driving she had a corsa she called kitty, a little camp but i let it slide. when i got driving and got the trusty renault i insisted it be a bloke a) because it was a bit bigger, and
b) im the daddy and cans of whoop-ass would be opened if i didnt get my way i.e id cry and stamp my feet untill she gave in
on that day 'pedro' was born!

my picasso is called pablo... hes a he!!!

there a south american/spanish theme growing here!

Nah all vehicles are women... come on, they do as you tell them, they go where you want, they are basically you're real bitch lol!

Even moreso, when they break down, they kick up a fuss worse then any bitch and cost as much as a bitch to keep!!

suppose your right, when something is wrong with them, how long does take to figure out what the fcuking problem is !

Yer, and the best way to fix problems with them is to take you're tool to them!!

gutted! someone elses tool fixes mine!

what, ya bitch or ya missus?

i dont know!

my gf said "u r that much of a nob get sum respect 4 women dcikhead there are women who will stand up for themselves an not listen to biggots like u!!!

lol

corsa, when she finished the dishes let her type for herself!

my gf thinks... get over urself we aint all stuck in the 30 s

our car is just a thing, its a mong-ay-oh, and it dont do dishes

Tell her to get over herself, or better still, get down to the WI and tell someone who has a pint of bothered.

or u could have more respect for my missus or a sore... it up to u!!!

Oooooo big boy are ye am scared haha

Someone on the ald frosty jack cos its a Friday night haha

am i buffin ur motor or wha?

of course!

i reckon my gf can fight mattlfc

Lmao

The fight for rights lol!

fight for your right to party!

I have to bow out now though, cos my gf wants to watch some crappy film... see who really wears the trousers!!

In the famous words of Arnie though, Ill Be Back!

st27 soon

in the famous words of longmong "pussy whipped fool!"

rob rob head like a knob...

prodigy no good!?

start the dance

Never give ur motor a name...its wrong...boys name or girls name...dont u watch top gear??? Its the law!!!!!

but wot bout oliver?....

i want a oliver!

thought the vivaro was called lambykins?

and your beemer jethro?

Lambykins, for a van, r u crazy?

Jethro, mmmm that could work!!

Lambykins?!

well you were either calling me or the van lambykins!!!!!!!!!!!!

also cuz your too scared to control your real bitch..lol

well under the thumb...need some pollyfilla to fill that dent in mate!

Im back!

once again like a renegade master?

yeah man, power to the people!!

bless..has she let you for playtime?

nah shes making my breakfast

she makes food while you sneak off to play on the computer.

whatever...

yer, you dont even come the meets any more, what happening to you ?

hahaha

im havin the thumb joe!

She's had me decorating her house all day wtf!!!

about that thumb!

Okies Rhea sed ya's can take the piss outta me all ye want but we gotta leave er out of it

will do rhea
from this day forward, you will be known as door-matlfc!

I got told off; cheers for the edit on the thumb picture Joe or whoever it was hehe!

and the prosecution rests.....