Some absolute fapping idiot of a corsa 1.2 owner who thinks,amongst other things (such as running flat rear tyres) that folding your rear seats down makes ur car lighter. FFS. What an absolute tube. This is now one of the most popular threads in the UK and has been linked too from a vast number of sites, i picked it up from Ford force
Ive not just found this in another pricks topic about his corsa "VXR" cough 1.2 cough
Quote from VXRonline
"I am a newbie here.
I will write of me experience in me corsa 1.2 sxi(VXR body kit, dumpvalve speeker (he's kidding right
The other day i was at traffic ligts with me bird in pasgere seet. Along side came a scoobie wrx and started making a whoosh with his dumpvalve and loking at me (Making a whoosh??? actually called "revving his engine"??
I new he was loking for race so when the lights turn green I floored it. wit wheels spin I launched well (Contradiction
). we were together in 1st and 2nd gear. I then changed to 3rd and pulled away by 1 -2 foots (U mean feet??
). It was fantastic fun to se the scoobie chaps face. He was completelty whooped. So next time he sees a vxr (What he means here i dont know
) he will treat it with respect."
Bwahahahahahaa, oh no,ive shit myself with laughter