Wonder if the perv had the cheek to knock and ask if he could wipe the steam off the lens.
Haha. Pretty mucky and possibly spiders had taken up lodgings.
One wonders how much time the caretaker might have spent in the cupboard ?
Even more puzzling is a " food festival business development executive". Hahahahahah ! what the heck is that ????
In days gone bye, we would have said something like 'carry on McDuff, hope you get an eye full' and probably had a bloody good giggle, after ramming the sponge in it... no wonder we didn't have any hang-ups or psychiatrists.
'Do it the St.Trinian's Way' was the best motto