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#92619 - 25th May 2006 10:57am F&F UK Version - just doesnt seem to work...
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Ok. ideas for the script of the UK version of the Fast & the furious.

You meet our hero Gaz, he works in Halfords and drives a Saxo VTsomething or other with an enormouse zorst and rear spoiler to suit.

Sharon, the love interest, spots our Gaz in Halfords one morning as she called in to buy some red caliper spray for her XR2i.
Lovely looking motor but unfortunately rusting around the filler cap.

Sharons brother, John, the local hard nut drives an Escort Cossy and any mention of it not being a genuine cossy gets treated with a but end of a 6 cell maglite he keeps next to the drivers seat.

John has always been troubled since his dad died, a street race between his Dads Escort Mexico and this new Capri. both cars were racing down this country lane when the Capri driver saw they were approaching a sharp bend, well you can imagine the rest.

See what I mean... :rolleyes:

Feel free to continue though wink
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#92620 - 25th May 2006 11:08am Re: F&F UK Version - just doesnt seem to work...
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Stuy you have to go to mention they go to modde dnats or USc and race on the strip for "slips (V5C)"

Then GAz's mate losses a race to an integra DC5 on the strip in his Fabia so does a runner.
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#92621 - 25th May 2006 4:12pm Re: F&F UK Version - just doesnt seem to work...
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:rolleyes: Gaz drives a Saxo VTsomething...

Heres a bit more to get the topic moving wink

Dave, is an undercover officer sent in to investigate Gaz and co. Its suspected they are involved in stealing car stereos to fund their love of harness pads and neon washers.

Dave, the "new kid", turns up at a cruise in a G reg Orion Ghia, with all the best mods - TSW Venoms, stick on aero filler cap, Peco BB4, "Motorsport" sticker across windscreen. All funded by the Met. Dave approaches Gaz and offers to race him - the winner gets to keep the others car.

A Star Wars Pod Racer style race around Halfords car park then ensues.....

Gaz holes a piston in his saxo after freak power surge caused by turning of his ice sent his "turboZet" haywire. while getting a lift home in his mate kev's nova (filled with 8 baseball cap wearing spotty kids) they pull up alongside a porche boxter at the lights, sensing an opertunity to impress Gaz kev revs his "chariot" trying to get the attention of the porche driver. The tension mounts as the lights change from red to amber, all the gimps press there faces against the windows in anticipation, GREEN and there off with kev lighting up his street racer remoulds and the thunderouse roar of his blowing peco. the porche turns left, but hey it's still a win as far as kev's concerned, they decide to celebrate by stopping of at the local McDonalds and letteing everyone know how they wasted this porche, must have been the airbox mod mentions one of the guys.
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#92622 - 25th May 2006 6:18pm Re: F&F UK Version - just doesnt seem to work...
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hahaha pure genius, especially the second installment tease
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#92623 - 25th May 2006 8:08pm Re: F&F UK Version - just doesnt seem to work...
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ha ha ur so funny, kepp it going stuy lol
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#92624 - 25th May 2006 11:46pm Re: F&F UK Version - just doesnt seem to work...
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C'mon stu, I can see this thread getting famous if it carries on like it is lol.

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#92625 - 26th May 2006 9:40am Re: F&F UK Version - just doesnt seem to work...
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Gazs best pal, so far, is Jacob (token black guy for audience) Jacob drives a Beemer 325i. cut suspension springs so its a mil of the floor. Blacked out windows (all round) and jet black respray.

Jacob has that many Bass bins in the car that only Barry White and wales hear what he has playing on the Kenwwod system.

Jacob recently dented the front end after trying to park in a multi storey car park, apparntly he could not see a thing out of the windows in that lighting.


Jacob is also a little deaf after recently winning a sound off at the Max Power show.
The Alpine system is so powerful that his fillings in his teeth have dropped out.
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#92626 - 26th May 2006 9:43am Re: F&F UK Version - just doesnt seem to work...
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Meanwhile Jakob has been pulled for the 10th time today and given a producer and a warning about his driving, seems the police in his hood dont like him mounting the pavement to scare one of his mates hes just seen, either that or theyre just jelouse about his fatt motor. Gangsta rap blaring out he pulls into the super market carpark impressing the local 15 year old girls, he cruises up and chats to them about his gangsta lifestyle, about how he's been shot at and how his posse is the meanest in the city. one of the girls asks him for a lift into town, he helps her put the pushchair in the boot and off they go. Once he's dropped her off Jakob decides to go home and smoke some weed, pulling into his drive he notices his dads Jag isnt in the double garage of the detached house in the leafy suberbs of the city. He parks up and saunters up to the door, suddenly it flys open and there stands his mum " Jakob, Jakob" she shouts as he ducks to avoide a glancing slap from mum, " Jakob, your reversed into your dads car again this morning didnt you?" she clips him around the ear and sends him upto his room to await his dads return. Jakob cowers in the corners crying, knowing whats about to happen. Dad is going to shout at him again!!!
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