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wanted: someone to come round and cut my grass

cos the rabbit dont eat it fast enough and im worried that if i have to get the mower out i will have to put my beer down thus going to work with a clear head which i could do without. ok ok im going to the shed

Delegate to the Mrs That way you can enjoy your beer, the grass gets cut and the Wife gets a workout without realising

Get some sheep,

cant have sheep cos would be accused of giving them a funny walk every day, will try the wench solution then feed the grass to the rabbit and then the mrs. to the dog

Nothing wrong with a funny walk every day

wanted: someone to pick up the dog poo/wife combination on my grass

What about a goat?

Just what you need